my father in law just mailed us one of these:

it seems to actually work. now whenever you ask yourself, "who actually buys a robotic vaccumn?", there's your answer.

You're married?

EDIT: and yeah, I just died a little bit inside.

I don't even know what a vaccumn is....

(getting you back for the earlier misspelling call out)...

I'd totally get a robotic vacuum and name it "Rosie".

This is sad indeed.

Will Smith gonna hafta rescue-ass yo ass soon.

fair's fair.

no, not married until october, but i get tired of clarifying these "to-be" relations over and over.

i want one of those

my son would jump on it sending it to a quick and painful death, or pick it up and throw it.

I've seen the boy. He's much too cute to destroy things. On the other hand, his poop can be lethal.

Somehow I read this as "i want to be one of those".

That is all.

that's awesome chase - i'd cut it loose every time friends came over.

it kind of bothers me that already my cat has no fear of it, and the Roomba thinks that he's a piece of furniture to be bumped into again and again.

Oh my god did I laugh my ass off so hard just now. I was sitting here envisioning the vacumn chasing the cat. Ohhh my.

My little brother has one of those things. It's purty cool.

I'd like one. It would come in handy with a kid and a cat.

Haven't you seen the Dave Chapelle Pepsi Commercial?

"The vacuum ate my pants"...

classic...

i've actually already done this joke. it was . . . kinda funny.

My wife just came back from the states with one of these things, everytime it gives its too happy tones, the dogs get a nervous look in their eyes, and its loud, but it works... I don't like it because according to its FAQs it can do math, whereas I cannot. Bite me, roomba, clean my house!

i hope you did it for her father in law. he deserves at least that dude.

Is it 3 Laws-compliant?

that reminds me of what my lawyer once told me before marching me before the judge for a buggering when i voiced my concens about my miranda rights being violated, "there's real law, and there theres . . . TV law", and my friend the 3 laws are what we call TV law.

You got arrested for buggering?!?

that's fucking awesome. I've had like 5 friends get told the exact same thing now. I can only imagine what kinda shit jackass kids are gonna pull after 15 years of Law & Order


But seriously? they have to tell you they're cops or else it's entrapment.

This device is just another technological advancement taking the place of physical work. Someday, technology will destroy all emotion and we will all truly be robots.

your np - Dismemberment Plan "Memory Machine"?

"Vaccum, open the bedroom bay door please."

"I'm sorry Dave, i'm afraid i can't do that..."