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Dalen
 Post subject: Let's break it down....
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01. most of you fucks are boring
02. your lives are snore inducing
03. you have nothing to say, ever
04. if you do have something to say, it's boring
05. you try to live, but fail
06. you need to live, but can't, because you fail at everything, including, living
07. your significant others wish they had someone more interesting to fuck
08. you're a shit cook
09. your ipod should be destroyed
10. get to work on your own gravestone already
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Danny Don't Rapp
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11. You've accounted for 2.1% of all posts ever posted on this board.
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This is reminiscent of shit I post when I'm hammered.
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i'm not, but it's fitting, innit?
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That's the worst rap ever.

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Dalen
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lol
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good for you d!
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Dalen
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i mean....
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It took me almost 7 years to realize that this is in fact a board for the mentally handicapped and not music at all. This thread has illuminated this for me.

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I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.

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Dalen
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stop posting while drunk kingfish.
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Dalen Wrote:
stop posting while drunk kingfish.


Probably good advice

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I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.

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bort
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Dalen Wrote:
01. most of you fucks are boring


certainly this is referring to most everyone else, and not me.

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Says the new dad whose year highlight was seeing Iron Maiden.

No wait, it was going to the Renaissance Fest.

No wait, it's his trip to Coachella.

I may be boring, but I'm not a walking cliche.

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Danny Don't Rapp
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I don't know if it's cliche, it's just that all of those things suck.
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change your fucking tampon already.

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Oh shit my life's over. I need a fuckitall in a tall glass.
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While much of this is true I must protest, in part. I mean I've had my headstone picked out for a decade now.
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Dalen
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Senator Lou Gar Wrote:
Says the new dad whose year highlight was seeing Iron Maiden.:cheers:

No wait, it was going to the Renaissance Fest.<-with Sébastian

No wait, it's his trip to Coachella.<-with Sébastian


you can throw in Germany, NC & NYC later this year if you'd like as well.
:D

dudes, i thought this text was kind of funny. no need to get offended. :D
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It would have been funnier if you hadn't hit the mark.
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dalen please tell me how i can improve myself

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Dalen
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dalen please tell me how i can improve myself


a quick deletion of your sig photo would be a great start.
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Dalen Wrote:
thrillhouse Wrote:
dalen please tell me how i can improve myself


  • Pretend to like metal.
  • Watch gross-out porn. Lots of it.
  • Obey Pitchfork.
  • Follow all trends.
  • Bask in your own narcissism.
  • Live a safe, boring life that feigns hipness through superficial gestures.
  • Brag about those gestures.
  • Stay tubby.
  • Consider "cooking" a "talent".
  • On Valentine's Day, post about which of your baby-mama's holes you fill with jizz.
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Dalen
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Dalen Wrote:
thrillhouse Wrote:
dalen please tell me how i can improve myself


  • Be a walking encyclopedia of all things METAL.
  • Watch gonzo porn. Lots of it.
  • Obey Decibel.
  • Set trends.
  • Bask in your own narcissism.
  • Live an eventful life.
  • Brag about your eventful life.
  • Stay well fed.
  • Consider "cooking" a "talent". Of course.
  • Laugh at old people like Rads that live a truly miserable life.


more like it.
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oh dear.

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