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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:31 pm 
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MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- Paramedics responded to what was described as an akward scene in Shenandoah early this morning, after receiving an 911 call from a resident who claimed her boyfriend had caught his penis in a rodent trap.

Upon arriving, officials discovered the man flush up against the wall, unable to remove his genitals. They were told the man put his penis into the wall after making what the woman described as a "glory hole", not realizing the live trap had been left inside the wall at an earlier time.

The Miami-Dade firemen on scene cut away part of the wall around the man so they could remove his penis from the trap. He was transported to Mercy Hospital for treatment. His condition is not known at this time.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:51 pm 
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it would be funny if he had tried to make this glory hole in his own wall.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:05 pm 
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Jesus, literally fucking a knot hole. I came before the horse....(and cut a hole in my dry wall and fuhd it after cumming before the horse)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:00 pm 
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I call BS on this story.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:12 pm 
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friend of a guy who knew someone.

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I'm not buying it.


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I don't buy it either. It should be all over the news. If it isn't mentioned on the late night shows tonight, you know it is BS.

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Wasn't there a story on the news a few years back of an old lady using a public bathroom, and a little man pops through the glory hole so she sticks a hairpin through it and calls the cops?

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Mick the Stripper Wrote:
Wasn't there a story on the news a few years back of an old lady using a public bathroom, and a little man pops through the glory hole so she sticks a hairpin through it and calls the cops?


you have some crazy parents.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:54 am 
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it says Florida, so I believe it probably did happen

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