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 Post subject: another favorite quotes thread
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:48 pm 
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Y'know how every now and then there's a thread in which you post all your fave quotes from movies or TV shows (like Big Lebowski, Princess Bride, Family Guy)? And how those threads are always irrefutable evidence that your fave movies and TV shows are NOT FUNNY?

Well, here's a thread exactly like that, except it's quotes from shit that doesn't even exist. Like, c'mon, who needs other people to make our unfunny for us? Take control of your own universe, babies.


Some of my faves:


"Oh unbelievable!"

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"Bitch, just stand there, bitch."

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Sammy: "Wait a minute, I ordered the noodles."

Waitress: "I guess I didn't hear you."

Sammy: "You didn't hear noodles?"

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Griffin: "Everything changed once Joanie got pregnant. It's like someone turned a page before I finished reading it."

Seth: "You mean sexually?"

Griffin: "Shut up, fag."

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hahaha - oh man - that shit just cracks me the fuck up. Post your own faves.
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"fuck you motherfucker. At least I didn't cry during K-PAX"


HA! OMG, I loved that non-existent scene!
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Waitress: "how so?"

Sammy: "how so?"

Waitress: "how so?"

Sammy: "I'll tell you how so?"

Waitress: "how so?"

Sammy: "whatever"

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"damn yo, look at them titties!!!"

ok, that one probably exists...but my imaginary version is better.

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Radcliffe Wrote:
Rick Derris Wrote:
"fuck you motherfucker. At least I didn't cry during K-PAX"


HA! OMG, I loved that non-existent scene!


I don't know if you're mocking me here or not.

As far as I know this was spoken by a friend of mine to another friend during a random conversation.
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what are you like in real life?

Believe me, I often wonder the same thing about you.
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