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 Post subject: The 9th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon Was This Weekend In SF
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:24 pm 
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The human behavior usually confined to the private bedroom made a semi-public appearance on Saturday, May 2, at the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon held at the Center for Sex & Culture on Mission Street. Event organizer Nikole Pagan from the Center for Sex & Culture said in the orgasm competition, sexologists would be monitoring the women's body signs (breath changes and body flushes) to make sure they weren't faking them. World Champion Masanobu Sato flew in from Japan for the event, where he attempted to beat his own record from last year of 9 hours and 33 minutes. When the event officially started at 3:00, Sato had already been busy for nearly five hours.While areas were set up for those who desired to do their thing with more privacy, a bleacher set of voyeurs watched humans in varying degrees of nudity wank for charity in the darkened "Masturbatatorium."


Lots of LOL-worthy NSFW pictures within.


Seriously though, there's a Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco? How come they never mention this place on city tours? :lol:

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That's the pilot who landed the American jet in the Hudson, no?
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i don't the shades.
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That's the pilot who landed the American jet in the Hudson, no?


Looks like another wet landing in the making
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shoulder...clavicle.. ah, oh....oh...

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the smell in that place after a few hours. gadzooks.
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the smell in that place after a few hours. gadzooks.


LOMIT!

Dalen - I am surprised you didn't comment on the hott double hole action in that first pic, dude. I came before Sully.

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yeah, she's def gotta grasp on things.

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what was the winning 'score'?
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what was the winning 'score'?


Everyone won...

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Everyone won...


Well, everyone but the janitors.

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