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 Post subject: I gotta get this campaign
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:58 pm 
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Jerry "The King" Lawler running for Mayor of Memphis

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you have to approach him on terms he respects.

so break a chair over his head.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:07 pm 
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You make a video of yourself pointing at the camera, saying "I'M GONNA RUN YOUR CAMPAIGN, LAWLER" replete with threats, etc., and mail it to him.


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he really needs to plan to appoint the mouth of the south jimmy hart and the honky tonk man into his administration


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ooh, is he running against Jim Ross?

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If I was running against Lawler, I'd use Any Kaufman style wrestling promos against him.


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