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wenchlette
 Post subject: Give TEH MACHINE your drink, it's his Birthday.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:39 pm 
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I realize Birthday threads have become passe, or people are just lazy, but this is the f'ing MACHINE, people.

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Whiskey and pork today dude.

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It IS the Machine, and I will wish him a happy birthday.

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Damn, how many people will suffer because of this celebration?

For those of you who are scratching your heads wondering who TEH MACHINE is, he's one of those rapin' and rampaging' Canucks who just so happens to be able to get into people's heads for a living. Ol DumpJack.


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HBD DJ

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happy birthday, dude

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Happy birthday, bro.

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You don't give the Machine a drink, he takes it.
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Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday

If there wasn't hardcore mongering, raping and pillaging in the prairie provinces this weekend, there better be tonight.
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Even though endorsing this sure-to-be calamity will likely make me some sort of accessory to an assortment of crimes I can't even begin to fathom, I'll say it wholeheartedly;

Happy Birthday DJ!

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The machine always makes me think of Pink Floyd.
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Promethium
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The machine always makes me think of...



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Happy Birthday!
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Aural Fixation
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Who is The Machine? Happy birthday, whomever you are!
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Promethium
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Who is The Machine? Happy birthday, whomever you are!


It's DumpJack
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happy birthday charles

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You don't give the Machine a drink, he takes it.


Awesome.

happy birthday, Charles

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Aural Fixation
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Promethium Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
Who is The Machine? Happy birthday, whomever you are!


It's DumpJack

Thanks -- I figured it out when I went to Facebook.
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discostu
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Promethium Wrote:
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Who is The Machine? Happy birthday, whomever you are!


It's DumpJack

Thanks -- I figured it out when I went to Facebook.


Thread reading fail.
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I forgot to mention it was DJ in thread, but was too lazy to edit it twice. I figured someone would do it, thanks Discostu.

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Thanks for the birthday wishes, you lovely bastards. It's been a great day thus far. I finished my contract at work and am going to enjoy a well deserved break by doing lots of reading and listening to music. My boss threw me a Going Away party on Friday and I broke most of my existing rules of conduct and promptly went crazy and tore up the place. I basically got bounced from my own party by 9pm after I nearly got into a fight with the spouse of one of my labmates. I also managed to somehow steal 3 packs of cigarettes from various party attendees and the going away cake before getting the cab. My boss said over lunch today that I was the only one drinking wine so the damage was easy to calculate: 2 bottles of white, a magnum of red, and one of those mickeys of the truly awful Cuervo Gold from 1-9pm. Fortunately when one is home that early, you get a lot of sleep and wake up nearly hangover free.

Right now, I'm sitting here at home, staring at my Neil Young Archives Vol. 1 with a glass of wine and wondering when I'm going to get a Blu-Ray player so I can actually enjoy the set instead of just reading the lovely book it came with, and repeatedly watching the Canterbury House DVD ;). I may liquidate some holdings to get myself a player this week because otherwise I'm just going to 'do things' to the box.

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DumpJack Wrote:
My boss said over lunch today that I was the only one drinking wine so the damage was easy to calculate: 2 bottles of white, a magnum of red, and one of those mickeys of the truly awful Cuervo Gold from 1-9pm. Fortunately when one is home that early, you get a lot of sleep and wake up nearly hangover free.


Thus the term "Dumpjack Drunk"

Happy Birthday you son of a bitch!

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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My boss threw me a Going Away party on Friday and I broke most of my existing rules of conduct and promptly went crazy and tore up the place. I basically got bounced from my own party by 9pm after I nearly got into a fight with the spouse of one of my labmates. I also managed to somehow steal 3 packs of cigarettes from various party attendees and the going away cake before getting the cab. My boss said over lunch today that I was the only one drinking wine so the damage was easy to calculate: 2 bottles of white, a magnum of red, and one of those mickeys of the truly awful Cuervo Gold from 1-9pm. Fortunately when one is home that early, you get a lot of sleep and wake up nearly hangover free.



That right there proves you are The Machine. I wish I could have done something like this with my co-workers before I quit. Where are heading? I missed this news at some point.
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