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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:26 pm 
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25. University of Virginia
24. University of Texas
23. Randolph-Macon
22. Vassar
21. Trinity
20. Morehouse
19. Ohio State
18. Boston University
17. University of Chicago
16. USC
15. Notre Dame
14. Arizona State
13. University of Georgia
12. University of Phoenix
11. NYU
10. University of Colorado
9. Charter College-Wasilla
8. Rollins College
7. Amherst College
6. Bob Jones
5. Deep Springs
4. Harvard
3. Princeton
2. Duke
1. Brown

I don't endorse this list, and was surprised UGA beat out Notre Dame and Texas. I'm a little surprised Michigan, Stanford, Liberty and UCLA missed the cut.


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there are so many things wrong with this I don't know where to start.

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What's a douche?

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pretty sure brown must have won on the strength of berman alone

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pretty sure brown must have won on the strength of berman alone


Or what came out of the bag.

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What's a douche?


The 3 people from mens.style.com that could'nt get into these schools.


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There is something wrong with you if you can't get into Ohio State.


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its good to see USC in there


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Bob Jones and USC... both certainly prime douchiary locales, but I think the definition of douchebag has now broadened and needs modifiers... .Bob Jones: tightass douche... USC: whore douche.

Washington Monthly has for several years puts out a ranking that contradicts the tired US News and World Report rankings.. and has some very interesting criteria.... Berkeley #1, UCLA #2 (that's all well and good but South Carolina State [?] is in the top ten too...)

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/colleg ... y_rank.php

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Washington Monthly has for several years puts out a ranking that contradicts the tired US News and World Report rankings.. and has some very interesting criteria.... Berkeley #1, UCLA #2 (that's all well and good but South Carolina State [?] is in the top ten too...)

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/colleg ... y_rank.php


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Princeton's douchey alright, but I don't know if it deserves to be THAT high on the list. Princeton U is all around the place where I work. Personally, Rutgers is more douchey than Princeton in my opinion.

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There is an institution of higher education in the United States called 'Bob'?

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duckyboy Wrote:
harry Wrote:

Washington Monthly has for several years puts out a ranking that contradicts the tired US News and World Report rankings.. and has some very interesting criteria.... Berkeley #1, UCLA #2 (that's all well and good but South Carolina State [?] is in the top ten too...)

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/colleg ... y_rank.php


Penn State at 7 :rawk:


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There is an institution of higher education in the United States called 'Bob'?


& there'll be two, once Fracland declares itself independent from Texas.


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