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Senator LooGAR
 Post subject: Your Dad Had Groupies, Your Dad Was Not a Metrosexual, Your Dad Fuhd
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:35 pm 
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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Dick Meatwood
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That's an odd advertising angle.
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Senator LooGAR
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I think it's hanging a lantern on its problem -- it's "old people" liquor, but it was good then, and its good now. Or something.

Makes me wanna listen to Sam Cooke and drink CC and Ginger.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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thisotherkingdom
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My company is the wholesaler of that stuff here in MO, so I've seen those ads a while back. They're pretty creative. I like 'em, anyway. But it still doesn't make CC my whiskey of choice.
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Sen. Dong Montana LooGAR Wrote:
Makes me wanna listen to Sam Cooke and drink CC and Ginger.


That was my drink of choice for awhile. And then it turned on me.

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Yeah, I saw those a while back. I like 'em. They're basically saying....stop being such a pussy and drink some whiskey ya little bastards. Not sure if they'll work, but I like the sentiment.

Speaking of whiskey and old people....why is it that I've rarely heard anyone under the age of 50 ask for a highball? Is there any good reason why this should not be a regular part of everyone's vocabulary?

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Senator LooGAR
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At $10 for a 1/5, I might buy a bottle and a bottle of Crown. Drink the Crown, dump the CC in the Crown bottle, and then offer it to guests ;)

(My dad did this recently to a friend who'd been coming by and drinking all his Crown - with DIET MOUNTAIN DEW)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Sen. Dong Montana LooGAR Wrote:
(My dad did this recently to a friend who'd been coming by and drinking all his Crown - with DIET MOUNTAIN DEW)


Can this person really be considered a friend? I know some people just can't drink liquor straight, but diet mountain f'n dew?!
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nobody Wrote:
Yeah, I saw those a while back. I like 'em. They're basically saying....stop being such a pussy and drink some whiskey ya little bastards. Not sure if they'll work, but I like the sentiment.

Speaking of whiskey and old people....why is it that I've rarely heard anyone under the age of 50 ask for a highball? Is there any good reason why this should not be a regular part of everyone's vocabulary?


brilliant marketing imo.
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I wonder if you could go the opposite way and market, say, Pizza Pops with the slogan "YOU TEENS DIDN'T INVENT ORAL SEX"?
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Canadian Club is a bit girly.

My dad didn't drink it, that's for damn sure.

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You can market anything through careful use of the term oral sex....and really, you don't have to be all that careful.

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 Post subject: Re: Your Dad Had Groupies, Your Dad Was Not a Metrosexual, Your Dad Fu
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"Why don't you save us both some trouble and pass out on your stomach."

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Dalen
 Post subject: Re: Your Dad Had Groupies, Your Dad Was Not a Metrosexual, Your Dad Fu
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Sen. Dong Montana LooGAR Wrote:
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"Why don't you save us both some trouble and pass out on your stomach."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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brilliant marketing for retards.

who gets goaded into drinking something by advertising?

edit: wait, I bet these ran pretty heavily in Maxim, didn't they?

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Dalen
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Cotton Wrote:
brilliant marketing for retards.

who gets goaded into drinking something by advertising?


you dumbass. it's brilliant 'cause it's sexist.

get with it.
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Elvis Fu
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Every time.

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Truly the most classic liquor adds of all time there. The classic...get the bitch drunk pitch.

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her eyes are screamin' "gimme dat niggadik"
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Elvis Fu
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Or even better, St. Ides commercials from

Ice Cube "Get your girl in the mood quicker, get your jimmy thicker, with St. Ides malt liquor"

Wu-Tang

etc...

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Senator LooGAR
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Cotton Wrote:
brilliant marketing for retards.

who gets goaded into drinking something by advertising?

edit: wait, I bet these ran pretty heavily in Maxim, didn't they?


NOG DEYG RAM IN TEH BELIEVGERB!!

Who gets anything from advertising when you have blogs?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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i like these

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2 years ago a customer gave me a bottle of unopened canadian club, from 1971.

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