If we burned the building down, would there really be any terrible losses?

No.

Janet Jackson's light show could induce convulsions.

Eminem's and 50 Cent's song was half bleeped out. I wonder if they knew he was going to sing that many expletives.

Did Adam Lambert fall up the stairs? That song was teh suck.

is Adam Lambert real? i mean, is he a human being?

Flipped over to it a few times. Enough to make me sad that this is what we're rolling out as American Music these days.

J.Lo, Whitney, Adam Lambert??

Awful. The faux "Whitney comeback" moment was the most contrived thing I've seen in some time. Song was terrible.

The fact that the people there ate it up was even worse (Reba McEntire crying???).

Pathetic.

Haha, Good Morning America cancelled Adam Lambert's appearance. LOLs. Good for ABC.