http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-boro ... 01769.html

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."

"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."

one of two two possibilities:

1) He's gay.
2) He lasted two seconds.

With a distant third possibility being that he's trying to make his brothers feel better for not being able to get some.

They're too inexperience to know that shit happens, and that they should probably have set the over under of 110 times in the next week, and tried for the over.

Maybe he's telling his brothers to go get some, without pissing off their christian right fanbase?

Either that, or he's trying to encourage some groupie action for all three brothers.

maybe they're just not compatible. Try before you buy, says I.

This is an Andy Borowitz piece, which means fakey. Still it coulda happened.