I wish these I could steal these for the next Shambolic Trumpet album but I'm too ethical, they belong to another band out there in the interweb.

LAND OF MILK AND HONEY

Well I was born in the land of milk & honey
But now I’m left to my own devices
I gotta work for my food
I got to earn a living
And I don’t like the choices left to me

Baby can’t you see
I was born in the land of milk & honey, honey

But now I have to earn my keep, my keep
I got to work, I got to work for a living, for a living that I
That I was amazed at how bad it could be


MAGIC CAKE

You know life only sucks so long
And sometimes it’s like
You wanna grasp every minute, every second, every fucking dollar of it man
And just fucking spend it right there and then
You just wanna fucking go to the edge and spit man
Fucking pull out your dick and start pissing of that fucking edge into oblivion
It’s called Pissing Into Oblivion man
It’s just like doing that
It’s just like fucking baking a cake

BUTTERMELT

You’re a gorgeous blonde
You make me melt
Your on the frying pan
Like buttermelt

You’re my pancake bitch
You make me cry
You make me scream
You’re my melted girl



BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK

Well I’ve been around the block more than once little girl
You can’t fool me with soft brown eyes and a little plaid skirt
Well I’ve been around the block more than once little girl
Can’t fool me with silk stockings and a little plaid skirt

Oh baby don’t ask me to do it
Oh baby don’t ask me to see
Been around the block more than once little girl
You know you can’t fool me

Red lipstick and a high done hair
Fuzzy little sweater and perky’s hiding under there
Nice long legs and a little plaid skirt
No you can’t fool me

I’ll do it
I'll do it
I’ll do it
I’ll do it for you little girl

Just tell me
Just tell me what you want and I’ll do it
Just come around my house little girl
With your soft brown eyes and your little plaid skirt little girl
Just ask and I’ll do it

Can’t believe
Can’t believe I did it
Can’t believe
Can’t believe I did it

That little girl with the soft brown eyes and a little plaid skirt
She fooled me
I can’t believe she fooled me

And I went and did it
Now I’m goin do it
Now I’m goin
Now I’m goin
Now I’m goin
Do it again

its like Hungryman XXL Led Zeppelin

Holy shit this just changed my life.

these are amazing