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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:49 pm 
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How come there's been no Obner mention of this tragedy with a penis?

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Recently on an eight hour flight from London to New York, Lady Gaga's legs began to swell due to the restrictive clothing she wore on board. According to The Sun, when she began developing early signs of deep vein thrombosis, the cabin crew asked Lady Gaga to change out of her clothes - black and yellow tape - as well as a pair of blue platform shoes. Apparently LG was miffed about ditching the heels designed by an old pal, the late Alexander McQueen, which she wore in honor of him.

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Unless she hid it really well at the Grammys and in her new video...

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hahahaha, oh my. notice in the "telephone" video they say "i told you she doesn't have a dick?!"

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wouldnt that be funny if she was really a guy

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Are you sure there's been no Obner mention of her


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She's managed to make me something of a fan.


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 Post subject: Re: Lady GAGA
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Please don't call her LG again. Thems my initials and that's odd to read.


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Can't say it would surprise me one way or the other.

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I think she's fucking awesome.

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why?


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dude, you said "fucking awesome", not "she's kinda good".


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 Post subject: Re: Lady GAGA
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So he's guilty of a Dalen?

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]


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no hobbit, when i say fucking awesome, i mean it.


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Yeah that's the point, babydaddy - you don't know the difference

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 Post subject: Re: Lady GAGA
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this babydaddy doesn't make his fam ride THE BUS.

nigga, haul ass.


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 Post subject: Re: Lady GAGA
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guys, this thread is about men masquerading as women


and apparently the male Obners who love them


try to stay focused here



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 Post subject: Re: Lady GAGA
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1. She doesn't have a penis.

2. She's the only huge pop star of the last five years or so that is even vaguely interesting as a character/persona/icon.

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 Post subject: Re: Lady GAGA
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So south pacific, do you want somebody to come along and post those pictures of her where you can see her labia sticking out through her costume?


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So south pacific, do you want somebody to come along and post those pictures of her where you can see her labia sticking out through her costume?


please post. thanks.


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 Post subject: Re: Lady GAGA
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There's not much interesting about Lady Gaga. It's so contrived and calculated. It's Britney Spears with better costumes and worse songs. Or, in other words, modern Cher.

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There's not much interesting about Lady Gaga. It's so contrived and calculated. It's Britney Spears with better costumes and worse songs. Or, in other words, modern Cher.


which is funny, since I believe she wrote a bunch of songs for one Britney's last albums.
I do agree however that she really isn't that interesting. Her stage shows haven't really went past what I have seen Marilyn Manson, Goldfrapp and Fischerspooner do in the past and it really is hard to get past the cookie cutter dance tracks when it comes to her.

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tragedy with a penis

mods - custom title for south pacific pls, thx

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