Rather than try to think about this in a big picture sense - because it's both uninteresting to me and a huge headache - I thought I'd just go through your points individually and see if I have any relevant thoughts.
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1. what is the sound of punk? is there a formula, or are there certain musical traits that have historically enabled bands to be labeled punk?
I think this has been answered, and you more or less answered it yourself here:
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Maybe early punk bands were just wierd misfit bands that weren't arena rock, disco, or funk, and so they gigged together.
It seemed to be more defined by what it was not -musically and philosophically - than what it was, musically. It was not prog. It was not arena rock/"bloated" classic rock. It wasn't laid-back California country/folk-rock.
But that's the original wave. Now I think it's a fairly narrow genre that's been largely defined by the American hardcore scene of the '80s and early '90s. The Minutemen considered themselves to be a punk band, but now they'd probably be lumped in more with "alternative" and post-punk because punk has come to mean something way more limited than it did originally, as far as musical genres are concerned.
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2. at the inception of rock and roll (let's pick musicians in the 50s, say Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, Elvis, and to a lesser extent Buddy Holly), there was definitely a convergence of many genres... To me it seems like punk did not follow this arc, as so many bands labeled punk (was the term punk made up by journalists to describe a trend?) in the 70s were not of the ramones blue print. It also seems to me that many bands that were labeled punk then, would not be labeled punk now such as The Clash, Elvis Costello, The Police, Blondie etc... ...but among fans and detractors alike, there appears to be a musical standard by which something can be comfortably labeled punk, or bashed as not punk enough.
2a. Grunge. What the hell does grunge mean?
2b. What did early punk bands (and by the same token, some of those bands were labeled new wave shortly after) have in common? ...It seems that the geographical epicenters were london and new york, followed quickly by the west coast and d.c.
Well originally I think "punk" just described the Ramones, right? Then the UK made it into a real trend?
Again it's the same sort of thing. Now "punk" is a pre-packaged subculture you can buy at the mall, but many still view the musical label of "punk" as one of inherent value, of authenticity, integrity, independence, and audacity. So to call something "punk" that others view as flaccid, overly commercial, polished, etc. is offensive to them if they still view "punk" as a designation of value. I think people sometimes get the same way with other concepts, like debating what is or is not "art", like designating something as "art" is to assign it some high cultural value which must be earned. Or like I've seen jazz aficionados scoff at something like Squarepusher's
Music is Rotten One Note being labeled as jazz by people who "don't know any better".
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3. Does punk have a uniform? (if you mention d.boon or mike watt, or flipper, then you have to participate in discussion of point 1 to determine if hardcore was indeed a subgenre of punk and how the minutemen or flipper fit into that "box" musically)
If we're talking the original movement, not the Hot Topic variety, then no. With the original punk bands, I think it was more just a way of separating themselves from
those other guys. Sometimes that meant wearing pseudo-bondage gear and sometimes it just meant having short hair and being really buttoned-down.
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4. Why does point 3 irk you? Has the word punk taken on a definition larger than a genre of music?
Was it always a word that was bigger than a genre of music?
It wasn't always, but I think it became that way very quickly. And then it was very quickly commodified. I'm not irked by this.
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5. Is punk what you do, how you do it, or why you do it?
I hate nifty little turns of phrase like the one bort posted - "punk rock is something you do, punk is something you live" - that are essentially meaningless. But that's where we are with this word, just like a lot of other "big" words. People invest an infinite amount of meaning and value into it, and while it may all make sense to them individually, you'd be hard-put to get them to all agree on what it really means.