Should be interesting, wasn't really popular but everyone knew me, at least no one ever beat me up and called me a faggot.

I was fairly close to asking "what year did you gradate?"

Kinks said it best: Give the people what they want

is this a good idea? I feel like dealing with drunks is bad enough when you are DJing, to add the oddness of them being people from high school takes that to a whole new special place.

Wasn't this an episode of Party Down?

After attending a few wedding lately, I only know one thing -- white people only dance to rap music. Just play the crunkest shit you can find, and if it loops in an 80s hook, even better.

OBVIOUSLY you need to do the blow and whiskey thing, though. And I wouldn't fuck the fat prom queen, but I would ask her if she wants to taste your ass.

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I was at a wedding last weekend and in addition to rap, white people were also dancing to the sort of terrible techno you always here at the clubs on Jersey Shore. I fist pumped the air a few times to signal my approval.

Here are some 90s songs ideas from a show that ran all summer on Vandy's station, WRVU. Just click on the magnifying glass icon to see the playlist for each show.

I was surprised that even 80s stalwarts like "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" didn't inspire dancing and this crowd was White Mike's age, so it skewed 3-4 years older than me.

I bet you were out on the dance floor "Beating That Beat" like a mouhfucka.

It's a ten year reunion, so it's not like your "nostalgia" is too far removed from what any DJ would play. Also, dude, you're still looking UP at that prom queen.

Blow off the gig.

Its not nostalgia until the 20th.

Pull a Doherty and show up twisted on crack rock.

Play the nostalgia, but mix in a couple of death/speed metal tunes here and there, just to remind them who they're dealing with. Should give your friends a smile while fucking with the people you wanna fuck with.

Put some acid in the punch and play music to freak them out.