i love you giant pussy tsunami. i love your warm entrails around my body, caressing me with your shit. i love the way your phallus tickles my ass in all the places where i take a dump every morning. i love the way when i put fox news on you slap me in the face and tell me that im a homo because i couldnt get my dick up a couple nights ago. but giant pussy tsunami, most of all, i love the way you rub a cheese grater across my face and tell me that im nobody, cause we both know thats obviously not true, and i should punch you in the cunt for even saying it. also, i dont know why you havent deleted this account yet.

Because it's awesome.