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 Post subject: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:37 am 
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You are all old as shit and more experienced at this sort of tomfoolery than I. What should I do about it? Should I say fuck it and drink it (I'm going to do this regardless)? Should I be worried about contamination? Fucking Gaddafi man.

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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:13 am 
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fill the rest of the can up with everclear and then drink it, that way you won't feel so cheated.

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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
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Leon Wrote:
fill the rest of the can up with everclear and then drink it, that way you won't feel so cheated.

Okay. Now what. Can I sue? I'm not buzzed yet.

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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
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I've had this happen. I shrugged it off and definitely didn't drink it.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:58 am 
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Write the company...you will get free beer out of it. Save the packaging for reference numbers


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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:18 am 
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So I drank the quarter beer can I still write a letter?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:23 am 
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Did it taste funny?


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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:25 am 
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mutty Wrote:
Did it taste funny?

it was blatz.

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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
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teh obner Wrote:
mutty Wrote:
Did it taste funny?

it was blatz.

You're probably better off with 3/4 air then


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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
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mutty Wrote:
teh obner Wrote:
mutty Wrote:
Did it taste funny?

it was blatz.

You're probably better off with 3/4 air then

my current existence says differently. i am hiccuping like a mother fucker after being perfectly okay prior. fucker.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am 
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EHAT LEKS BER

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This was the first thing that I thought of:

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Read the Stephen King short story "Grey Matter". You won't do that shit again.

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 Post subject: Re: So I got a beer that was only a quarter full in my 12 pack
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Probably just a bubble in the supply line to the filler.

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Read the Stephen King short story "Grey Matter". You won't do that shit again.



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