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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:05 pm 
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"This is the most honest children's book ever written. And it's f*cking hilarious."—A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically

"Total genius."—Jonathan Lethem, author of Motherless Brooklyn

Go the Fuck To Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach's verses and Ricardo Cortés' illustrations perfectly capture the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and open up a conversation about parenting in the process. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant. Here is a sample verse:

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.


Adam Mansbach's daughter Vivien is two and a half. His novels include The End of the Jews, winner of the California Book Award, and the best-selling Angry Black White Boy, a San Francisco Chronicle Best Book of 2005. His fiction and essays have appeared in The New York Times Book Review, The Boston Globe, Vibe, The Believer, Los Angeles Times, and elsewhere. He is the 2010–2011 New Voices Professor of Fiction at Rutgers University. This is his first children's book. You probably should not read it to actual children, and if you do, he cannot be held legally responsible.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:12 pm 
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Dalen Wrote:
...it's f*cking hilarious."

...pants-wettingly funny

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:16 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Go the Fuck to Sleep
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:20 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Go the Fuck to Sleep
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:45 pm 
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Almost makes me want a little brat running around just so I could read this to 'em.


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 Post subject: Re: Go the Fuck to Sleep
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I'll keep this book in mind if I ever have to babysit some other people's kids, just so they never ask me again.


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 Post subject: Re: Go the Fuck to Sleep
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getting this, no doubt.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:26 am 
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My 11-year-old peeked over my shoulder and saw this post.
"I'm buying that! That's hillarious!!!"

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.


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Paul Caporino of M.O.T.O. Wrote:
I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:59 am 
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I like the understatement of the Herzog version. It's a lot more menacing.
Although, nobody can swear quite like Sam Jackson.

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Paul Caporino of M.O.T.O. Wrote:
I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.


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Agreed on Sam L. If anything, he's too obvious a choice for this. Advantage: Herzog


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The book makes up for SLJ's not being able to scream "MOTHERFUCKER!!" right after Anakin sliced both his arms off.

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 Post subject: Re: Go the Fuck to Sleep
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:36 pm 
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Dalen Wrote:
"This is the most honest children's book ever written. And it's f*cking hilarious."—A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically


Don't know about this Go The Fuck to Sleep book but AJ Jacobs who seems to like it is pretty hilarious himself.


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