Funny.
All the news reports say that he died in peace
..of a pulmonary embolism.
If conscious suffocation is peaceful, well i guess the reports were correct.
But typically it's like drowning above water.
Seems pretty peaceful, eventually
After you get past the abrupt not being able to breathe thing.
According to media, everyone who isn't chopped up or torn apart in a car crash dies "peacefully".
I beg to differ.
I'm pretty sure everything outside of a traumatic death is just as startling and unpleasant.
Just like the good old days!
Buckle up and fantasize how you're gonna lay your shitstain for all your family and friends to see!
If you're lucky and die unexpectedly, the cops will show up and take pictures of your shitstained corpse which will be entertained in a medical examiners conference the following day. Then! they'll cut you up and flash your dead photos weekly until they figure it out.
... you know, theoretically...
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