September Randoms

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:31 pm

I came across this review while perusing restaurants in my town. Apparently, I should consider Outback:

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1. First place goes to the Outback steakhouse. This restaurant has the best steak in the whole world. This is because they use 17 spices on each piece of meat. The flavor is wonderful, and you will never have to use A-1 steak sauce to eat your steak! The quality of steak is always consistently incredible. And, the Outback has other great food. The grilled shrimp on the barbie is the best grilled shrimp I have ever had. The salads are scrumptious because the Outback makes its own salad dressings, and they are all delicious. Then you get to the desserts- the chocolate sauce is made on premises, and is so mouth-watering. It tops the sundae and the brownie, two awesome dessert choices. The atmosphere is incredible- it is casual in that everyone is friendly, but it is also semi-professional. The servers at this establishment go through some rigorous screening before being hired! This restaurant wins in many categories, so it makes number one on the list. I could eat here a couple of days a week and never grow tired of it.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:52 pm

Man people make my head hurt. It's fucking Outback.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:54 pm

Which is to say, when she discovers the Awesome Blossom it's gonna blow her mind.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:58 pm

Longback over Outhorn for me if it's a battle of chain steak emporiums.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:08 pm

That review reads like it was written by a restaurant owner/manager who needs a lesson in subtlety.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:13 pm

hah, we are going to Outback for dinner tonight. (Outback wins over Longhorn. Sorry. Longhorn is too much like a Ponderosa.)

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:15 pm

semi-professional

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

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The servers at this establishment go through some rigorous screening before being hired!

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Phew!

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:17 pm

So, Monty's September Miscellany thread wasn't good enough?

nobody · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:39 pm

Local band Sleepy Kitty answering the question of what it would sound like if the Velvet Underground covered my favorite Beatles song:

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:00 pm

nobody Wrote:

Local band Sleepy Kitty answering the question of what it would sound like if the Velvet Underground covered my favorite Beatles song:

That was really good.

Leon · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:29 pm

Living in Korea I like Outback because it's really hard to have a decent steak here, but back home I'd never choose it.

FT · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:37 am

Saltgrass is BY FAR the best chain steakhouse.

robotboy · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:36 am

i remember going to lonestar steakhouse back in the day where you got a bucket of peanuts and you were encouraged to throw the shells on the floor. and then like every 30 minutes some cowboy black man comes busting through the kitchen doors and yelled LETS DO IT YA'LL, the music gets cranked, and all the employees would immediately stop what they were doing and start a restaurant-wide line dance. i had to run to have a smoke to compose myself. it was magnificent.

that was the best restaurant in the world. if they had one of those deep fried onion things i'd probably inquire about franchising opportunities

Stone · **Joined:** Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:27 am **Posts:** 1562

Leon Wrote:

Living in Korea...

Are you in Seoul or where? There's an outside chance I could be heading over to S. Korea in the next couple of weeks.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:43 am

Radcliffe Wrote:

That review reads like it was written by a restaurant owner/manager who needs a lesson in subtlety.

My thoughts exactly.

But Outback takeout, eaten in bed is the stuff white life is made of!

Leon · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:29 am

Stone Wrote:

Leon Wrote:

Living in Korea...

Are you in Seoul or where? There's an outside chance I could be heading over to S. Korea in the next couple of weeks.

I'm living in Ansan, which is maybe like 30 or forty minutes from Seoul, what would you be doing there?

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:05 pm

Are you going to go "hiking" up around the border?

Also:
Ryan, that was a great post.

Ramenamen · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:04 pm

I used to work at Outback in high school as a busboy. The screening is anything but rigorous. I went in and applied and was all but hired on the spot.

Stone · **Joined:** Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:27 am **Posts:** 1562

Leon Wrote:

Stone Wrote:

Leon Wrote:

Living in Korea...

Are you in Seoul or where? There's an outside chance I could be heading over to S. Korea in the next couple of weeks.

I'm living in Ansan, which is maybe like 30 or forty minutes from Seoul, what would you be doing there?

Meeting with some folks at Samsung in Sowan City (sp?) for business.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:55 pm

Failed GOP primary candidate Tim Pawlenty attended high school with Grant Hart of Husker Du.

mutty · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:53 am

Tee Wrote:

Failed GOP primary candidate Tim Pawlenty attended high school with Grant Hart of Husker Du.

Husker Du and Husker Don't

ShamWow! · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:34 pm

FT Wrote:

Saltgrass is BY FAR the best chain steakhouse.

Ummm, Capital Grille. Show me a better chain steak than their Porcinin Rubbed Delmonico.

Leon · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:27 am

Stone Wrote:

Leon Wrote:

Stone Wrote:

Leon Wrote:

Living in Korea...

Are you in Seoul or where? There's an outside chance I could be heading over to S. Korea in the next couple of weeks.

I'm living in Ansan, which is maybe like 30 or forty minutes from Seoul, what would you be doing there?

Meeting with some folks at Samsung in Sowan City (sp?) for business.

Suwon, that's pretty close by. I have some friends there, so if I want i can find some recomendations for places to eat, bars, things to do or whatever. How long would you be there?

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:06 am

In honor of the 9/11 anniversary:
God Angrily Clarifies Don't Kill Rule

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