40 minutes late to work.

Snakes in my head and the coffee ain't workin.

Open death.



Looking like a full on nap lunch today.

Yea. I'd go straight to the car and crank the AC on "so cold". Then conk out for like an hour. Course it being me, I wouldn't wake up until like 7 at night.

Or you could just crawl under your desk a.k.a. Castanza. ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sucks to be Derris today. I hope death comes quickly = that nap is gonna do a world of good.

rick, you need a light breakfast. it'll sort you out.

You are so go you make me want to cry. Of course, I sat at home and drank a full 12pack of Yuengling (they didn't have Guinness at Wal Mart, susprise!) so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer either. Hopefully a breakfast of cold spaghetti and several pots of coffee will do me good. I need to buck up, we goin to DAT BIG EASY tonite.

Another reason Wal-Mart is evil.

A 12 pack of Yuengling? I think I'd be brain dead by now.

I'm with you, Rick. And I have so much shit to get done today.

Get yourself a bottle of V-8 & pour some salt into it. Seriously - that shit got me thru college ( well, as much college as I had ) .

First things first, take care of the beer shizzles asap.

I wish I would have thought of this this morning.

I haven't eaten at a fast food joint in about 2 months but I will be breaking my self imposed sanctions and going to Checker's for DAT CAJUN BURGER and a whole gang of greasy, wonderful, breaded fries. Checkers has the best fries in the fast food nation.

16 minutes.....

I just had a breakfast burrito from the cafe in the building -- it had eggs, ham, onions, sour cream, avocado, and tapatio. Best meal I've had in a long time, and I feel so much better now.

i'd be right with you, except that i'm still drunk and i'm fearing the hangover that's definately on it's way. unless i can find a way to start drinking again.

what i hate about hangovers is that i get the crazies, some people refer to it as the heebie jeebies, i always call it the crazies. after the headache and cloudiness disappear the crazies ususally hit me right around 5pm. i don't know how to describe it other than it feels like the world is caving in on me.

i also notice for some reason when i'm hungover the strangest of people seem to approach me, like wigged out homeless types, or a cuban grandma screaming at me in spanish like i could even focus on her face or anything. nothing like a sunday morning comin' down...

the breakfast burritos from my cafe at work are a life-saver when hungover. it saved me this morning (somewhat), except mine was a veggie burrito.

i seriously just want to slam my head into the computer right now, i cannot take it anymore. i could use another beer to cure the headache i have right now...

i was also 40 minutes late to work.
the coffee isn't doing justice either.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

full hour late to work...

my head is ringing. Veggie Burger hasn't really helped me yet, but I think the gatorade might be...

Something tells me I belong here.

omfg i'm DYING. 3 hours to go. for the love of god, HELP!!!!!!!!!

Went to see a sweaty, drunk Irish rock band last night, which is just what the Dr. ordered for St Pat's. And they're friends, so I got passed the jug of Tullamore Dew a few times mid-song, which always gives me a 50% worse hangover the next day. It's sooo good at the time, but it gives the next day a wierd, uneasy stomach aspect that's not there when the evening was all beer.

Buuut, a gigantic Chipotle burrito cured that nicely.

I made it to work on time, with no hangover... I was still drunk, which I can't really figure out since I didn't drink any more than I usually do. But I didn't eat. And I didn't really sleep either. And I did manage to avoid the hangover completely!! Yay!

A good solution to hangover is a can of Moxie citrus flavor with a shot of JD added.

That's actually a good drink, too.

I think I'm on glass 4 of water today, without pissing yet. Man I must've been dehydrated... can't be good for the liver.

I think I'm almost over my hangover, or at least it's bearable...

Then again, it's after 7 PM...