i mean, really. it is.

Yeah there was a Lol Imho & The Emoticons on another board I used to post at, but this one's better.

Mine's better.

mine is stupid. But it's easy to type.

he's a clever lil' bastard.

But, if your son turns out like Mark, you'll kill 'em both.

where is my fucking valium?

i think i still have valium from 1996.

You know full well that if your son turned out like Monty, you'd kill yourself first, out of agony and disgust for having been party to his rearing.

not disgust. not really. i'm sure you're basically a nice person. i think you have low self esteem, thus, making you afraid of girls and terrified of women. it is then played out in sophomoric/misogynistic ramblings that oft times make no sense at all.

and by the by

i am always spouting off to my kids what i like to call the rules of life.

rule #14: never, EVER, refer to yourself in the 3rd person. never pay attention to anyone that speaks of themselves in the third person. sure enough, this year my son's social studies teacher constantly referred to herself in this manner. he snickered in class a lot and couldn't wait to tell me about it when he got home.

Rule #1: Never, EVER, root for Duke.

they were born knowing that.
their cousins live in raleigh and luckily i've never had to make them kick their asses.

i never understood this hatred for duke. i like 'em. *ducks for cover* actually this season i've been a bad basketball fan, i have not been paying any attention whatsoever.

I like Duke because they gave the Bulls Luol Deng and Chris Duhon, and also because Jay Williams died allowing the Bulls to get bad again in order to draft said players + Gordon + Hinrich.

Lol. Seriously. That's the fucking funniest thing ive read in a while. And a fine sports take, Mark Clark. Big ups.

True FACT: He died a block from my home.