Smoking Cherry Blu E-Cigs
Make-up (for the 20000th month running)
Listening to Kanye still when Beck needs your aryan support or something
Buying Licorice
Committing e-apartheid on twitter by telling minorities what they're okay with them liking
Releasing top 10-400 album of 2014 lists

paying taxes
wittily thanking Obama for all things good and bad
shooting various weapons at wildlife
abusing all variety of drugs
playing football for the New England Patriots

eating food
looking at things
pausing
wondering
wandering

Biking in the snow
Taking pictures in the snow
Being stuck inside with family while it snows more
Slowly formulating a plan to kill family and get away with it

Craft beer
Beard p

(remember we're couple years behind USA)

i give up, what?

i might set up pop up shop

Hating the ubiquitous mass of coffee shop MacBook Pros and their adjoined hipster cunts.

Trying to kill as many of the beetle infestation as possible by picking them up with a sock and crushing them between finger and thumb (hitting them with a boot doesn't work due to hard carapace)

Convincing myself that I'm seriously ill because I have a headache or a twinge.

Trying to convincing myself that I'm not seriously ill, failing but then not doing anything about it because I don't want my worst fears confirmed.

Waking up in the night crying and then cheering myself up by having a wank.

Repeatedly thinking a dogs rear legs look quite tasty and should be a barbecue staple (especially greyhounds).

Trying to figure out if I like 'La Bas' more than 'A Rebours'. 'En Rade', while relatively good, isn't in the equation. What do you think Roach?

I'm not sure buddy, too busy with the duct tape.

Bit behind down here, no free fees frew.

I've just read the James Laver biography, not cool 2015.

Mixing the 2 newest HoP songs.

now the other few I understand but what is it with bikers that feel the need to get in front of busses and then leisurely slow down at every bus stop, is it the thrill of getting in everyone's way because if you were one step shorter i'd definitely punch you off that bike if i could time it correctly.

anyone else like the cheapest vodka ever?


you don't? " you must hate real feelings"

nice guys time
gonna launch you like a fucking trebuchet if you dont take your hands off of me
nice guy as fuck

taking pictures of food
taking pictures of thermometers at extreme temperatures
going to '80's band reunion concerts
driving hybrids
spending shit tons of money on fancy coffee
shopping at organic, all-natural markets to find the newest and tastiest kinds of bean curd
doing stupid shit like jumping off roofs onto trampolines that will end up getting you on AFV

forgetting about poor lil ol obner

I thought htat was an asian thing

Appropriating asian things.

also i have no idea what any of this means

Speaking as the 1 of us who actually bikes on streets everyday, I've never seen this happen so I'm sure I can't guess why. I'm guessing that outside your hyperbolic board persona, something remotely like this actually happened once, and for some reason you've multiplied it into "a thing." I've had plenty of buses come around the side of me, only to pull over right in front of me 20 feet later, forcing me to jog out left around them again (or hit their rear bumper). If it's a long straight road with lots of stops close together, I'll generally wait behind the bus for a stop and let it get ahead of me, rather than play leapfrog. But when you factor in the stops, the bike is often going effectively several mph faster than the bus, which is bound to cause some conflict if we're not both careful.

In short, give it your best shot, sport. Would be my pleasure to yank your dumb fat ass off that bus and embarass you in front of 50 people. I've got time.

speaking for the smiling bike community

I've punted better men off of busses than you've bought the craigslist bike listing of's

and i'll read your argument at a later point but i have a job to do.

okay retard you're simultaneously claiming to be some shitty biking moron while also chastising me because you've never seen the actions i've taken toward moronic bikers that were stupid enough to not only place their bike in front of a moving bus but also attach it to them.

where do I fucking start you insufferable decades long retard tryhard? First off if anyone was to put their bike in front of a bus it would have been you aboiiut 10 years ago when you probably defended the spice girls because you're a fucking moron with no taste and should never be taken seriously. Then it should have been when i attributed you to a guy who can't figure out how to use a simple thing and you embraced my accusation.


that should have been the end of it but instead here is a realistic account of you trying to use a fucking bike thing at the front of a bus while people are waiting to go somewhere:

"the guy couldn't fucking figure it out so someone else did"

that's what you were waiting for?

because that's still fucking you, regarldess of whatever you come up with.

a man with a bus uncoming and looking for answers instead of moving out of the way

Mark Clark Drives a Bus?

As he continues to strike fear in the hearts of obnerds everywhere.

On to March.

Did anyone else actually untangle that? I think Mark Clark is turning into Monty.

I think he tried to insult you a few times.