Think about it. You've spent all this time in your life on the internet and never even became a meme. The Kansas City Royals have a better chance of returning to glory next year (not the previous, sorry) than you do of becoming a drunken toddler with a gay forum for homos named himself.

but keep at it anyways, slugger. some day you'll wake up cheering for Katy Perry or Wilco or the Golden State Warriors and read about your own death down there in black heaven.

The fact that you can type drunk and be an insufferable prick on the internet has earned you great honor. Don't let it go to your head (too late).