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Senator LooGAR
 Post subject: I Am Now A Reverend
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:54 am 
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I can absolve people of their sins.

Seriously. A friend is getting married on June 11th, and I am performing the ceremony. I am now Rev. LooGAR. This is awesome.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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HaqDiesel
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Evidence that words have no objective meaning.
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Yail Bloor
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I can't believe I have to be a part of this mess. Actually, it was my idea to have Dave be the minister.....

Jesus God, what have I done?

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Do you get to wear that white collar?
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no guru
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[img][650:489]http://russcon.org/art/sketches/preacher.jpg[/img]

Rev. GAR chastizimates the Johnny Taint
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Red House Vincent
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How much for me and a "legal stranger"?

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no guru
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Who got flow in the cocaine benzoImage
Preimro yeah fat mack that's me
Chunky with nuts and chocolate like hershey
Punk tricks wanna flex but the truth is
Spage age pimpin pay the motherfuckin bills
You wanna ride with the Suave House don't ya?
You wann fuck with them hoes who don't even want ya
Check my cup everytime it's full of hen dog
check my chick everytime she a ten dog
Take it how you wann take while I break it down
Orange Mound nigga this is how we clown
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Billzebub
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Do you get to rape altar boys and steal the good people's money?
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mutty
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THE SENATOR FOR POPE!
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Senator LooGAR
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:58 am 
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Billzebub Wrote:
Do you get to rape altar boys and steal the good people's money?


If i felt like it, yes. Little boys ain't my thing, I am not a priest. Now, stealing people's money. I'd be a more Robin Hood-esque rev, and take it from the rich and the undeserving.

Spoon, nice 8 Ball and MJG quote!

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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shaMoxie
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Can you perform baptisms?
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Cap'n Squirrgle
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Oooh, what about brisques?




Is that how you spell it?

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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Senator LooGAR
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:08 am 
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Moxie Wrote:
Can you perform baptisms?


Yes...you need a moyl for that, Squrggle

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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shaMoxie
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briss. How long is the internet course to become a rabbi?
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Rick Derris
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This whole scenario is absolutely horrifying.

I can't even begin to..................my god.
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Cap'n Squirrgle
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Ah yes, briss. I should've googled first.

Can you sancitfy the ground my house is on, so that it will resell for more value? And would that give me tax-free status?

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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Senator LooGAR
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:13 am 
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Let's not nitpick over what my powers may or may not be, let's just assume that whatever a Reverend can do, legally, I can do as well, since I am a Reverend. A drinkin, fightin, cussin,fuckin, borad destroying Senator and Reverend. I'm one of them 'values voters' that the Democrats are going to fail at trying to appeal to. I have been chosen.

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Cap'n Squirrgle
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... so they don't send you a magic wand or anything?

(trying not to look dissapointed)

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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Cotton
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just try not to wage any holy wars and you're allright.
oh and lay off the gays.

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