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This is how they do it in Nigeria

[img][650:488]http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Nigeria_dog_walk_1.jpg[/img]

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JEBUS> Those are fucking Hyenas, bubba.

(Kurtz -- you should look into getting one or three of these for Redlands.

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man, you could just sit on that thing's back and throw babies in front of it to keep it moving like it was Battle-Cat.
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Sen. Wm. J. Bryan LooGAR Wrote:
JEBUS> Those are fucking Hyenas, bubba.

(Kurtz -- you should look into getting one or three of these for Redlands.


I'd rather have a cockfighting ring.

A couple of dingos running around might be cool, though they might eat my rose bushes. :D

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LL Yail B Wrote:
Sen. Wm. J. Bryan LooGAR Wrote:
JEBUS> Those are fucking Hyenas, bubba.

(Kurtz -- you should look into getting one or three of these for Redlands.


I'd rather have a cockfighting ring.

A couple of dingos running around might be cool, though they might eat my rose bushes. :D


Man, a cockfighting ring would put you on the wrong side of The Hulkster, but Roy Jones might stop by, which is awesome.

Let's make it happen.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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one of those fuckers knocked Aragorn into the river.

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i disapprove.

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man, you could just sit on that thing's back and throw babies in front of it to keep it moving like it was Battle-Cat.


Oh I laugh.

That's sig worthy.

(though those muzzles look like they're steel mesh or something which must hurt like hell)
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I guess these guys are the Nigerian equivalent of the complete scum that parade around my scheme with Rottweilers called Tyson.

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I guess these guys are the Nigerian equivalent of the complete scum that parade around my scheme with Rottweilers called Tyson.


Yeah, around here they're all named Duke. And the owners look like the dudes from Trailer Park Boys.
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Sen. Wm. J. Bryan LooGAR Wrote:
LL Yail B Wrote:
Sen. Wm. J. Bryan LooGAR Wrote:
JEBUS> Those are fucking Hyenas, bubba.

(Kurtz -- you should look into getting one or three of these for Redlands.


I'd rather have a cockfighting ring.

A couple of dingos running around might be cool, though they might eat my rose bushes. :D


Man, a cockfighting ring would put you on the wrong side of The Hulkster, but Roy Jones might stop by, which is awesome.

Let's make it happen.


Don't forget Leon Lett...

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Those pictures make a trip to Nigeria seem unlikely for me.

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Those pictures make a trip to Nigeria seem unlikely for me.


It ain't just the animals, the residents also scare me. . .My first couple of years out of lawschool were spent doing maritime law. Lots of big oil production facilities in Nigeria, protected with razor wire, military weaponry and men with machine guns.

One of the worst cases I worked on was the fellah who got kidnapped, transferred from hut to hut in the bush - and then kidnapped from the kidnappers before the oil company could finally figure out who to pay the ransom.

While in the bush, ole boy got bit by a mosquito, contracted malaria, suffered encephalytis and his brain blew up inside his skull three days after he was rescued and got the emergency transport back to the US.

His poor fiance' didn't have standing to sue (since they were not yet married), and, she was sad.
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standing - gets you every time. Except when you are Bush suing for under equal protection grounds for the citizens of Florida.

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Those pictures make a trip to Nigeria seem unlikely for me.


It ain't just the animals, the residents also scare me. . .My first couple of years out of lawschool were spent doing maritime law. Lots of big oil production facilities in Nigeria, protected with razor wire, military weaponry and men with machine guns.

One of the worst cases I worked on was the fellah who got kidnapped, transferred from hut to hut in the bush - and then kidnapped from the kidnappers before the oil company could finally figure out who to pay the ransom.

While in the bush, ole boy got bit by a mosquito, contracted malaria, suffered encephalytis and his brain blew up inside his skull three days after he was rescued and got the emergency transport back to the US.

His poor fiance' didn't have standing to sue (since they were not yet married), and, she was sad.


This settles it. The Lonley Planet Guide for Nigeria should simply read, "Don't go there."

Just kidding I'm sure it's nice in parts. It does remind me of this Onion point counterpoint though: Nigeria May Be A Developing Nation, But It Is Rich In Culture (by some American grad student) vs. Get Me Out Of This Godforsaken Hellhole (by a Nigerian guy)

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