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bgl3
 Post subject: Your deathclock is ticking...
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:21 pm 
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...here.

I will die on Tuesday, June 24, 2042 at the ripe old age of 73.

I may have to change my attitude from 'Pessimistic' to 'Normal' or even 'Optimistic'. That stuff REALLY adds years to your life.
'Sadistic' got me killed next year...
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I hit the snooze button years ago.
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wtf? Tuesday, January 9, 2035? At 55? I guess I need to improve my outlook.
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73 years old.
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Thursday, August 15th, 2047. age 73.

Now, if I was still smoking it would be...

Wednesday, Marth 21, 2040. age 66.

Whoa, only 7 years difference? That's it, I'm getting back in the habit.


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ayah
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sept 20, 2035.
i'll be 79.
i don't know if i can take 30 more years of this bullshit.
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HaqDiesel
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I got 20 years out of changing "Pessimistic" to "Normal"
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MontyTheMongoose
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Entering my data and clicking "check my death clock" registers nothing for me.

Does that mean I'm immortal, or already dead?
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Radcliffe
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
I got 20 years out of changing "Pessimistic" to "Normal"

I changed my sex, weight, and height and became immortal.
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Charli
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Right now as a smoker it's Feb 18th 2043 at age 72

As a non-smoker it's Dec 7th, 2049 at age 79.

I think I'm gonna quit now(though I have scaled back considerably already). And this is all with a normal outlook.

If I put in nonsmoker and Optimistic well hell, then I live to 103. Well Alllright now.

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December 29, 2052 - at 73 yrs old

I sense a pattern here...
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I call bullshit on this.
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e-stone
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yeah, average male lives to 73. female to 79.
smoking cuts 7 years off your life.
blahblahblah.
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I'll be 73 as well.
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If you keep clicking the button, it keeps giving you different dates.

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Radcliffe
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The most interesting thing about that exercise was the Body Mass Index. I'm 6'1" and 185 lbs, and according to the BMI that makes me dangerously overweight.
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74 years and change......

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e-stone
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Radcliffe Wrote:
The most interesting thing about that exercise was the Body Mass Index. I'm 6'1" and 185 lbs, and according to the BMI that makes me dangerously overweight.


yeah, it said the same thing for me for 6'2" and 195. "prone to injury" or something?
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The date of my 45th wedding anniversary.

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FYI...I just did it for my mom, and she was supposed to die four years ago! SHE'S CHEATING DEATH!!!

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Happy New Year!

Thursday, January 5, 2051

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Wednesday, February 14, 2057

But in reality, we'll all probably live to 100 based on recent and future medical technology.
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Well, if your avatar is anything to judge by...I'd have to agree!

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March 30th, 2045. I will be 64.


Jimmy Stripe Wrote:
If you keep clicking the button, it keeps giving you different dates.


I did that and it was the same for me. It didn't change dates.
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