I was on a date with Condoleeza Rice.


When talking about herself she told me that she is actually a sweet, shy girl that had to work very hard to get where she is today. At one point she was telling me that once she was so hungry that she went into a Burger King, ordered six Whoppers, then finished them all. I then asked her if she was hypoglycemic and she just looked at me strangely. When I told her that I thought she looked like Neo from the Matrix after seeing a picture of her in the newspaper in those thigh-high black boots a few months ago she said, "Really?" and seemed a little put off.

Still, I think the date went well. Now that I'm awake the details are a little sketchy. I wish I was making this up.

I'm off to school now.