I tell ya, when nobody at work's even HEARD of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, let alone read it, it makes me all Someday-I'll-Get-All-You-Bastards Bellhorny.

spoon, did you know that horny hits well over .400 when he puts the ball in play? gotta love him. he'll keep you out of the dp with his 177k.

I get a huge kick out of Bellhorn. His expression never changes. It's always one of weary resignation, with a slight hint that someday he's going to snap and go after the umpires with a flamethrower. He looks like a character actor playing a baseball player.

you should see him when he's fully conscious

He also looks like he's always thinking "You people are fucking crazy and I don't know why I put up with you."

And his five o'clock shadow grows back as fast as Homer Simpson's.

just wanted to say that i totally agree. . . that is all.

c.

awesome.