Why, o' why?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:23 am

Why is it always the case that the guy I like finds a girlfriend right before I make a move?? Damn! Fuck! Shit!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!

I need to break outta that pattern. It's so fuckin' frustrating!!!

Flowthgin · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:28 am

Perhaps you are waiting too long or not being aggressive enough?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:31 am

Whyyyy, ohhhh, whyyyyyy
Did she have to leave and go away oh, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, I've been used to havin' someone to lean on
And I'm lost
Baby, I'm lost Ohhhh

Oh, she left her kiss upon my lips
But left that break within my heart
Have you seen her?
Tell me, have you seen her?

Oh, I see her hand reaching out to me
Only she can set me free
Have you seen her?
Tell me, have you seen her?

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

every single time i find a guy i'm interested in....
he's married or is engaged.

no joke. every single time.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:37 am

Yeah, yeah...it's always a throw of the dice in those situations. Be a bit more aggressive, a bit more demure....which is it? There's no pleasing anyone! I just waited too long, dammit.

I wonder if the neighbours mind if I scream.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:40 am

DayStar Wrote:

every single time i find a guy i'm interested in....
he's married or is engaged.

no joke. every single time.

I'm familiar with THAT guy too. Maybe I should go for the guys who are assholes? Screw the nice ones...cuz it's obvious I'm not gonna get one of those at this rate.

Flowthgin · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:42 am

DayStar Wrote:

every single time i find a guy i'm interested in....
he's married or is engaged.

no joke. every single time.

You may want to ask about this up front from now on to possibly break the chain.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

flowthgin Wrote:

You may want to ask about this up front from now on to possibly break the chain.

ha ha. i'm not talking about dating them and THEN finding out that they're married. i don't even get that far.

i meet cool guy.....bam....he's married (or engaged).
automatically. of course. :roll:

i don't even bother getting excited about guys anymore most of the time.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:48 am

DayStar Wrote:

i meet cool guy.....bam....he's married (or engaged).

Yeah...um, sorry about that.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

why are all the cute girls always preoccupied? i saw a very cute girl walking down my street earlier, but she was reading a book as she walked. and i can't interrupt something like that. maybe that's how they avoid me.

then, of course, it happens on the train a dozen times each day. whatever...

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

Spoon Tapers Off Wrote:

DayStar Wrote:

i meet cool guy.....bam....he's married (or engaged).

Yeah...um, sorry about that.

see. like clockwork.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:00 am

you pansy asses are never going to get anything accomplished until you realize that your pursuit of tail has to supercede any other feelings that you have, like "self-respect" or "dignity". spare me their petty charms and start acosting people at bars.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:02 am

DayStar Wrote:

i don't even bother getting excited about guys anymore most of the time.

Oh gosh, I totally know what you mean. It's exactly the attitude I've had about guys for quite sometime now. Then, this boy came along and BAM!! He's a friend of a friend. So damn cool, a talented singer songwriter, so fuckin' sexy, intelligent, funny...did I mention that he's sexy? Ok, ok...I've a feeling that my aggressions are gonna be beaten outta me at the gym tonight.

Flowthgin · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:12 am

DayStar Wrote:

i don't even bother getting excited about guys anymore most of the time.

Yeah, guys suck.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

chase Wrote:

you pansy asses are never going to get anything accomplished until you realize that your pursuit of tail has to supercede any other feelings that you have, like "self-respect" or "dignity". spare me their petty charms and start acosting people at bars.

thanks for those words of wisdom. ladies of chicago, you've been warned.

"take the fucking headphones out of your ears and talk to me!" i can see it now...

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:18 am

flowthgin Wrote:

DayStar Wrote:

i don't even bother getting excited about guys anymore most of the time.

Yeah, guys suck.

Well not since freshman rush.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:18 am

Well, if Z is gonna do that, I'm gonna start shoving my tits in guys' faces then.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:23 am

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't you girls talk to us ruggedly ugly guys? Shit, I'm a nice guy, but no girls ever talk to me. :roll:

fp

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:27 am

Finch Platte Wrote:

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't you girls talk to us ruggedly ugly guys? Shit, I'm a nice guy, but no girls ever talk to me. :roll:

fp

Uh...excuse me?

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Well, if Z is gonna do that, I'm gonna start shoving my tits in guys' faces then.

i'll wait for you to start posting success stories before i post my inevitable debacles.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:30 am

Z Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Well, if Z is gonna do that, I'm gonna start shoving my tits in guys' faces then.

i'll wait for you to start posting success stories before i post my inevitable debacles.

Remember me? I have no success.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:55 am

chase Wrote:

you pansy asses are never going to get anything accomplished until you realize that your pursuit of tail has to supercede any other feelings that you have, like "self-respect" or "dignity". spare me their petty charms and start acosting people at bars.

So, let's just say I know this chick who has, I don't know, startled a stranger at an airport or accosted people on several different occasions, only to encounter "problems" time and again. Is she just destined to be alone for the rest of her life, ending up in a darling little shack in the Vermont woods she has all ready deemed "The Kitty Compound" (it's got its own separate barn!)?

Sketch · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:47 am

Following chase's advice, could somebody make a distinction between reasonable romantic pursuit and stalking? Some girls seem to swoon when they listen to Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved" but can't help think they would call the police if that shit were to actually happen.

"Ladies get hit on all the time. They're sick of guys who just want sex."
"If you don't show sexual interest, they're never going to be interested in you."
Ummmmmmmm........

"Call me."
"Definitely."
Call. No answer. Leave voice-mail.
No response. Repeat message and lack of response two or three times.
Ummmmmmmm........

alive · **Joined:** Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:00 am **Posts:** 352

Quote:

Why is it always the case that the guy I like finds a girlfriend right before I make a move?? Damn! Fuck! Shit!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!

Why is it that the water park always closes *right* before I was about to go down the big, scary 7 story vertical slide? AAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:54 am

dead alive Wrote:

Quote:

Why is it always the case that the guy I like finds a girlfriend right before I make a move?? Damn! Fuck! Shit!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!

Why is it that the water park always closes *right* before I was about to go down the big, scary 7 story vertical slide? AAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!

Taunt my frustration, why don't you? Next time, I'm pushing you down the slide. :evil:

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