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 Post subject: Slap Your Co-Worker Day
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:47 am 
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Email forwarded to me this morning. But if everyone is slapping tomorrow, I don't want to follow the herd. I'll step on their heels with steel boots or something instead.

Slap Your Co-Worker Day!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day


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Oh, I have enough people in my office to fill 10 days worth of slapping.

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Man, I would LOVE to take part in this.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:14 pm 
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As my boy Scotty D told a dude givin' him some static:
"I'ma start smackin folks. I'm;a smack ALOT OF PEOPLE! But, I'm startin whichyou"

i'd love to get all Bernie Mack in Head of State on a mutherfucker.

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oh hell, let the slapping begin....

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Do you have to slap in the face? Or can you slap that ass?

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If only you could slap "clients" (read: students).

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I'm about to bitchslap myself b/c I've been working on this damn report all afternoon, then I realized I did it wrong... so now all that time was wasted and I was trying to get out of here at a decent time. Looks like that ain't happening anymore. RAWR.

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I don't work tomorrow, dammit.

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