i've had about 5 or 6 of those little black butternut things. it's like chocolate crack

This is screaming for illustration.

mmmm...krispy kremes....

I wish there were still mom & pop donut joints. There used to be a slammin' one down here in west palm called Dave's, but the empire that is Dunkin Donuts destroyed them years ago.

But yeah, i'll fuck up 2 or 3 buttermilk or glazed donuts in one sitting.

dunkin donuts is awful, they are like leather

Daylight Donuts was the shit when I was a little kid in KS..I remember rationalizing going to church cos they had donuts afterwards when I was like 9.

Dunkin Donuts make shitty donuts and shitty coffee. How that joint is even around is beyond me.

Krispy Kremes on the other hand...aaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh...I only lkike glazed though. Witha glass of some cold ass milk, that sheee is fire.

They have awesome sammiches.

Houma actually has an awesome one still open, but I'm banned for life there after throwing milk on the cashier when I was really really really drunk, but from the little I can remember she deserved it.

The worst donuts on this planet. If I wanted to taste nothing but sugar, I'd take handfuls of C&H Sugar and shove 'em down my throat.

We have a couple mom n pop donut shops near my pad. Not only do they make awesome donuts, they have the most delicious croissants!

dude. you're smoking crack t... it's all about poppin that krispy kreme in the microwave for 5-10 secs... mmmmmm doughnuts.

fatass.

Oh hell no -- the grossest donuts EVER! A pitiful excuse for what they refer to as a "glazed donut". Whatever!

Ya gotta love the guy who took a bite of cake and said, "yeah, that's good...but what if we deep fried the fucker?"

we have a rep that comes into the office every month with 2 boxes of the little glazed fuckers. we cram them down looking like we haven't eaten in ages.

Chocolate Icing + Cream Filling =

Without Dunkin Donuts, the Red Sox would be the Devil Rays. All sleek and fast and shit. But with Dunkin Donuts, they make thunderholes in the outfield and baselines.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Manny gotta make that play! (Wells stops to eat bismark)

Francona is like a bald, white Cosby.

They champion Buck Buck players in the Junkyard.

... for the first time ever, I didn't understand one thing you just said.

They're Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids references.

Red Sox as.

Dunkin Donuts are a major BoSox sponsor. Buck Buck was a pig-pile game played between rival groups of inner city Philly kids on the cartoon and Fat Albert was always the one who won for the Junkyard Gang. Devils Rays are young, fast and limber. Red Sox are mostly all tall and heavy. Some muscular, some just "fuckin' ferlin" (aka "husky as shit").

See I knew there was a good explanation. Thanks for dumbing it down for me. Won't happen again.


On a related note, is your avatar Crocodile Dundee's dad or something?

I'd apologize for the Dennis Miller-lite pop culture references, but no. They make me chuckle.

This Sox-Orioles game has been going so long I've had nine Sam Adams on a Tuesday night.

Rod Fuckin Taylor in Welcome To Woop Woop.

One of the most menacing but touching performances you'll ever see in a freak-comedy.

That assumes that I'll ever see a freak-comedy.

I tried to post last night while watching a movie, but the board was kinda dead. Good on ya.

Best known for a much different role, starring in The Time Machine

I think I'll have a Sam Adams too, just for you.

Oh, and you shouldn't be drinking, Mr. Alergicto Alcohol.

Woop Woop was directed by the guy who did Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert. It apparently is considered one of the worst movies ever by Australian hipster-types, but they're wrong. Very wrong.