...to Somethingawful's review of "Frances the Mute". And Somethingawful responds.

My personal favorite:

Unkle@aol.com showed that Mars Volta fans, far from being culturally shallow, hold their internet discourse to a higher standard:

your a douchebag, go listen to your standard verse/chorus rock until your head explodes. If you don't understand an album, or don't enjoy it, state it as your opinion. Your review is that of a 4th grader. Go back to your matchbox 20 CD. Nobody can judge someone else's musical tastes, they can either enjoy it, or not. But try not to judge it. Your review of Frances the Mute angered me, because you wrote it as though your trying to impress someone. If's not awful just because YOU don't like it...

By the way, Unkle sucks too. They roped in all the major British rock stars of the 90s to put guest vocals on their record, and they still couldn’t manage to craft a song that didn’t make me wake myself up from snoring too loudly.

I like that song they do about Elian Gonzalez.

this is retarded. isn't the whole point to prove that you don't care what a website (and a mostly non-music content one at that) says about your epic prog-rock album?