It is my duty to warn you that in the next few hours you may be exposed to language and concepts you find unsettling. If this is the case I suggest you turn over. Here's Fuckatron, on Cunty records, with "I Sodomised My Dad"

John Peel

Every day you need to wake up and make it your daily routine to bring happiness into someones life.

-my Dad

I have a couple of heros.

"Ain't no VietCong ever called me 'Nigger'"
-Muhammed Ali (explaining his Contientious Objector status during the Vietnam War)

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Mohatma Ghandi

"You'll understand when you're a Dad, one day."
-My Dad

"Git on up" - James Brown

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

AND MY FAVORITE

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

All quotes by Woody Allen

"you know there ain't no devil, that's just god when he's drunk" - Tom Waits

"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under" - H.L. Mencken

I'll win that Motley Crue mirror if it fuckin' kills me!
-Kathleen Hanna

"We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever." - John Doe (Kevin Spacey in 'SEVEN')

Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. - Silent Bob

"We are a virus with shoes" - Bill Hicks

"Too much charity is the handiwork of a fool;
too much patience is the hall-mark of a coward"

-Dion Fortune

Eternity has nothing to do with the hereafter... This is it... If you don't get it here, you won't get it anywhere. The experience of eternity right here and now is the function of life. Heaven is not the place to have the experience; here's the place to have the experience.
- Joseph Campbell

"I'm just gonna lie down and sleep this one off." J. Hendrix.

Two from my old man:
"You are only limited by your own initiative and your own imagination."

"You know what's right. Do it."


And one from Samuel Langhorne Clemens
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

"When they said sit down...I stood up."
-Bruce Springsteen

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

"There never was a good war or a bad peace."

"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of."

- Benjamin Franklin

"Perhaps it is music that will save the world." - Pablo Casals upon seeing a concert of Dr. Suzuki's widely diverse and exceedingly young students.

Who would have guessed that it was music that needed saving?

As long as we're tossing out old man quotes...how about my coming of age talk...

If you're too drunk to drive, give me a call...and if you're screwing around, for god's sake wear a rubber.

I think governments are the cancer of civilization. Chuck D.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson from Calvin & Hobbes

He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool. Albert Camus

ok shiv officially has the best avatar at the moment.

I'm trying to make an animated one but the program I'm using is being a douche.

dude if you could get that shit to work that would be awesome.

I cant remember where you posted it but I agree that guy who breaks cracks my shit up every time I see it. imitating him is also a great way to confuse and/or annoy people around you...

"Son, money can't buy you happiness. But it sure can buy you a nice big Cadillac to ride around in while you are looking for it."

-- Dad

i don't know the exact quote, but this is the idea

idiots steal, genius borrows
-david bowie

edit:
i found it and . . . wow, i got it really wrong. This is what i was thinking about though, it's from a 1976 Playboy:

Since you put yourself first, do you consider yourself an original thinker?

Not by any means. More like a tasteful thief. The only art I'll ever study is stuff that I can steal from. I do think that my plagiarism is effective. Why does an artist create, anyway? The way I see it, if you're an inventor, you invent something that you hope people can use. I want art to be just as practical. Art can be a political reference, a sexual force, any force that you want, but it should be useable. What the hell do artist want? Museum pieces? The more I get ripped off, the more flattered I get. But I've caused a lot of discontent because I've expressed my admiration for other artists by saying, "Yes, I'll use that," or, "Yes, I took this from him and this from her." Mick Jagger, for example, is scared to walk into the same room as me even thinking any new idea. He knows I'll snatch it.