Jack White Got Married

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:53 pm

So he was never married to Meg?

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

They are divorced.

edit: i see now...the "never married" comment

butter · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:34 pm **Posts:** 43

That's what I said!

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:57 pm

I guess technically it IS the first marriage for BOTH newlyweds.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

is this just a spite wedding to get back at rene zellweger and that mongo she hitched up with the other day?

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:03 pm

If it was just for spite, would you really go out of your way to stand in a canoe?

Charli · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:10 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

If it was just for spite, would you really go out of your way to stand in a canoe?

Honey, some people go all the way just to spite someone else. Canoes be damned

And yeah, it has to be. It seems so weird that she got married four months after being with someone and a month later he got married to someone he barely knows.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

me? no. but this guy's a fucking nut! I mean, would you go out of your way to look like Michael Jackson sans the elf nose?

also, if i had a high profile site like that i'd make shit up about myself every day. he was probably married in his mom's basement in Detroit.

Official Cotton Website Wrote:

Cotton was married over the weekend on the Brandenburg Gate surrounded by a myriad of sprites and faeries, all of which were supplied by actor Nick Nolte. Mr. Nolte, who is a certified snake handler, performed the ceremony. The happy couple are honeymooning in Atlantis.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:20 pm

Official Cotton Website Wrote:

Cotton was married over the weekend on the Brandenburg Gate surrounded by a myriad of sprites and faeries, all of which were supplied by actor Nick Nolte. Mr. Nolte, who is a certified snake handler, performed the ceremony. The happy couple are honeymooning in Atlantis.

that is restaurant-quality, man, well done.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i just think that if Nick Nolte was tripping hard enough, everyone would get to see the action.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:57 pm

I just wanna say I misspelled "canoe" in the spelling bee when I was in second grade. The shame lingers.

Mlle XIX · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:10 am

isn't Karen Elson a red-headed model?
see the useful things I know?

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:35 am

Mlle XIX Wrote:

isn't Karen Elson a red-headed model?
see the useful things I know?

I believe you are correct...I saw someone somewhere else say he married a model.

EDIT : Here you go...if this IS the girl he married :

http://images.google.com/images?q=Karen ... rch+Images

NSFW, BTW.

Mlle XIX · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:47 am

yup that's her

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

jesus so this is the second color scheme he's married into?

robotboy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:01 pm

[img][378:500]http://www.sezyum.com/images/ts/ts_karen_elson_kocakafa.jpg[/img]

what the hell is wrong with her

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:05 pm

robotboy Wrote:

[img][378:500]http://www.sezyum.com/images/ts/ts_karen_elson_kocakafa.jpg[/img]

what the hell is wrong with her

I get a David Bowie vibe, looking at that picture.

Or maybe an androgenous version of Sissy Spacek's kid that was in Orange County with Jack Black and Tom Hanks's kid.

robotboy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:10 pm

i was thinking more along the lines of
[img][650:588]http://www-db.embl-heidelberg.de/jss/servlet/de.embl.bk.wwwTools.GroupLeftEMBL/argos/predator/pred1.gif[/img]

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:12 pm

robotboy Wrote:

i was thinking more along the lines of
[img][650:588]http://www-db.embl-heidelberg.de/jss/servlet/de.embl.bk.wwwTools.GroupLeftEMBL/argos/predator/pred1.gif[/img]

Battlefield Earth?

Is that a man-animal??

robotboy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:15 pm

it's Predator.
:nono:

Modem · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:36 pm

this is the funniest thread i've read in awhile. thanks.

high points:

Cotton:
"also, if i had a high profile site like that i'd make shit up about myself every day. he was probably married in his mom's basement in Detroit. "

"Cotton was married over the weekend on the Brandenburg Gate surrounded by a myriad of sprites and faeries, all of which were supplied by actor Nick Nolte. Mr. Nolte, who is a certified snake handler, performed the ceremony. The happy couple are honeymooning in Atlantis."

"i just think that if Nick Nolte was tripping hard enough, everyone would get to see the action."

Chase:
"that is restaurant-quality"

so many possible signatures...... so little desire to edit my profile...

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

that woman is freaky looking. what the hell. maybe he found a new species in the amazon.

Modem · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:45 pm

yeah, she's freaking me out.

RolledMeat · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:51 pm

I'm of the opinion that Jack and Meg need to quit f'ing around in the jungle and get back in the studio to record something good. Enough of this "Get Behind Me Satan" horseshit.

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