The Onion -Alcoholic-Beverage-Consumer Confidence Skyrockets

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:01 pm

This is funny and true; It's nearing the optimal buying time.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4129&n=2

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i'm still laughing at "terri schiavo's corpse blown away by hurricane"

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:13 pm

It was pretty funny this week, I like the "Bush Awaits Orders From Rove On Handling Of Rove Scandal"

paper · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:26 am

http://www.thebrushback.com/giambicredits_full.htm

on an unrelated note...this made me laugh.

"Giambi Credits Steroids For Recent Resurgence."

gauchebag · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:11 am

Quote:

"I rule," said 22-year-old secondary-school teacher Kathryn Lazarus. "Turn that shit up!"

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:21 pm

cmanhatan4 Wrote:

Quote:

"I rule," said 22-year-old secondary-school teacher Kathryn Lazarus. "Turn that shit up!"

I know that teacher.

... Yes, I know that Kathryn Lazarus, even if a person of such a name exists, is probably neither twenty-two nor a teacher, but I know of a person whose biograph, apart from name, reads the same.

She's from Ohio. Horny male Ohioans on the board, then - find her.

'Cause drunk teachers rule - where have you gone, John Yindra? - and drunk female teachers rule, and are unbelievably easy.

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