Happy Fathers Day

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:10 pm

Here ya go Johnny! Big ups to all the dads out there. And thanks for the carton of cigs for Christmas last year.....And the beating. :cry:

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

dig it.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:16 pm

Now get my whiskey you thankless shit

The Dreaded Marco · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:29 pm

Hey, thanks...........I think.

Here's the reason I'm thankful:

Emma
[img][650:488]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/878404/HVOLK-119-1950_IMG.JPG[/img]

Sophie
[img][650:488]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/878404/119-1972_IMG.JPG[/img]

Flowthgin · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:44 pm

Respect the cock.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

happy pops day to all yooze dads.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:55 pm

Daughters are awesome, aren't they Marco?

The Dreaded Marco · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:05 pm

Blue Lantern Wrote:

Daughters are awesome, aren't they Marco?

Hell, yeah.

And I think we need to respect more than the cock, FTG; let's give some credit, where credit is due.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:09 pm

My daughter's probably going to be an intense and mercurial adult, but right now she's fabulous.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Cute daughters!

I hope I never have one though, having been unable to exert any kind of influence over any female of any age.

The Dreaded Marco · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:26 pm

epa Wrote:

Cute daughters!

I hope I never have one though, having been unable to exert any kind of influence over any female of any age.

Trust me Phil, you'll have a major influence over your daughter---and it's the greatest thing in the world.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:34 pm

Marina told me before she went to bed "I love you, daddy, even if you spend all that time pretending to be busy on the computer so you don't have to play games with me & Connor."

HideousLump · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:41 pm

Blue Lantern Wrote:

Marina told me before she went to bed "I love you, daddy, even if you spend all that time pretending to be busy on the computer so you don't have to play games with me & Connor."

Proving that your daughter is smarter than your boss.

seafoam · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:15 am

my father's day present is my avatar on a t-shirt. he's a funny kid.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

There should be an Uncles Day.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:31 am

Blue Lantern Wrote:

Marina told me before she went to bed "I love you, daddy, even if you spend all that time pretending to be busy on the computer so you don't have to play games with me & Connor."

This is the most retarded post ever. You deserve a visit from child services.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:37 am

If you must respond with contempt to nearly everything I post, I hope at least it makes your life a little happier.

Somewhere along the line you decided I'm a cunt. While I can't do anything about that, it does get pretty silly sometimes.

"Most retarded post ever" huh? I made a light-hearted and flippant remark, just as my daughter was kidding when she made hers.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:48 am

For shiv's benefit, I think I'll post only about music from now on. I don't need to be mouthed at by someone who has no idea what they're on about.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:54 am

Blue Lantern Wrote:

If you must respond with contempt to nearly everything I post, I hope at least it makes your life a little happier.

Somewhere along the line you decided I'm a cunt. While I can't do anything about that, it does get pretty silly sometimes.

"Most retarded post ever" huh? I made a light-hearted and flippant remark, just as my daughter was kidding when she made hers.

because "light hearted and flippant" translates so well to words read on a monitor. why don't you threaten to come down here and kick my ass again, al bundy.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:43 am

You're well aware of what you accused me of that made me that angry. And I've become very aware of what you find funny.

So, no, I'm not going to do that.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:49 am

This particular "Al Bundy" took his kids to the movies yesterday, played several board games with them, took them for a hike in the woods, worked on arts & crafts with them, took them shopping, and still managed to get to work at 4 am this morning. So you can think whatever thoughts you want. I know who I am.

Sketch · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:00 am

a belated happy Dad's Day.

and what epa said.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:03 am

we're all very proud of you.

T. P. Warfare · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:12 am

Shiv, you win, pal. If I'm nice, I'm a dweeb. If I'm caustic, I'm a prick. If I explain myself, I'm self-righteous. If I don't explain myself, I'm a freak. So, good work, there on the "putting frostingspoon in his place" front.

Go ahead and post a cute reply. You're very good at them.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:28 am

shiv Wrote:

Blue Lantern Wrote:

Marina told me before she went to bed "I love you, daddy, even if you spend all that time pretending to be busy on the computer so you don't have to play games with me & Connor."

This is the most retarded post ever. You deserve a visit from child services.

No shit. That's fucking sad.

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