In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Vin Diesel created Earth as an expansion pack to Command & Conquer.

When Vin Diesel was four, a homeless man asked him if he had any spare change. Enraged at the homeless man's audacity, he traveled back in time and beat the man's ancestors to death in reverse order, until he got to Adam and Eve, then he turned into a serpent and tempted Eve to eat the fruit of knowledge of Good and Evil.

Congress gave Vin Diesel final say on pulling the plug on Terri Shiavo. He decided to do it because plug pulling is more extreme than tube feeding.

Vin Diesel created rainbows to distract people before he punches them in the teeth. According to him, it worked on Mother Theresa.

Vin Diesel is cybernetic from the waist down, but his left kneecap is bone. It's not his kneecap, it's the kneecap of Einer Steinowitz, a Holocaust victim from Auschwitz. Einer's eternal soul is stored in the kneecap. Vin Diesel uses its energy to regenerate his wounds, or go days without food and water.

An alien race once built a computer that successfully explained the meaning of life. The alien race, their planet, and practically everything that's ever come into contact with them was completely destroyed when the computer was asked to explain Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel is connected to Kevin Bacon by 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon.

Vin Diesel found Carmen Sandiego in a whorehouse doing lines of coke off of a compact mirror.

For every Vin Diesel, there is an equal and opposite Vin Diesel. Upon hearing this, Vin Diesel killed his opposite, causing space-time to unravel. Consequently, we are all living in Vin Diesel's imagination.

Vin Diesel once was in a maze that he couldn't get out of, so he flooded the earth to swim out. God was angry so He invented Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

Vin Diesel can simply walk into Mordor.

Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.

Vin Diesel has racked up over nine billion Flawless Victories in Mortal Kombat. Not as a character, he went into the game itself.

Vin Diesel blows nuts.

vin diesel was the Iron Giant.

vin diesel was in Iron Giant.

Vinny D-1
You-douchebag.

Isn't he a rumored homosexual?

Yeah, but the Charger in F&F and the Goat (before they screwed with it) in XXX made the films.

He was also in Boiler Room, which is good.

While I appreciated the charger (and didn't see XXX, thus missing what must've been a fine GTO), I must still give the nod to the 68 mustang fastback in F+F, interestingly re-worked with new moldings. I thought it a refreshing take on a classic, all the way down to the pearlescent grey color.

Oh you couldn't have missed it, it was the main car at the end... "Eleanore"... with the (biggest) chase scene, etc...?