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 Post subject: ha ha ha! blind item follows...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:25 pm 
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I heard about this on Howard Stern this morning.... do you know who this person is? Too fucking funny.

WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."
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Butterscotch?...I guess I don't want to know what that means.

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Wouldn't he lick through the skin after like an hour and a half? And what if she had to, you know... let one go? No WAY he'd miss it.

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John Davidson, obviously.

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i think i'd be more embarrassed by being referred to as "the butterscotch stallion"

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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alright, here's the answer:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/diary/ ... 036247.php
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"Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!" = best musical ever.

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I wish I could find it, but I read an interview once with some upcoming Hollywood starlet who alleged that Matt Dillon asked her to "Taste His Ass" before they went to dinner.

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Down in these parts we prefer to this practice as "giving ATDs"

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So...was there gum in her ass cheek, or somethin'?


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