3 cases of Bud Light
1 Half Gallon Black Seal Rum (and 2 4 packs of Ginger Beer)
1 Half Gallon of Jagermeister

Enough food to feed a zoo or an army, or that monkey army in the movie about the army of monkeys.

Several mixes so mongerous that most of you would shudder. AND, thos damn Stones boots that Rads sent me.

This is in addition to whatever Derris and Co. have scrounged up

I expect you guys to take up bail money and get us out when needed.

NP: Ying Yang Twinz "Wait (The Whisper Song)"

if i had a drunken Senator calling me screaming about "mogering" like a Harry Potter fan from jail then i'd probably let him rot for a while.

yeah and hook a brotha up with some stones bootlegs!

These will be sent forthwith my good man. PM me with addy.

Chase: It's "moNgering"

Light beer?

Put my dick in. Take your thumb out.

oh shit he called you arsenio.

It's Lakeside drinking. I will be consuming upwards of 48 of the next 2-3 days.

btw, I love the random whisper song quotes.

I'm starting a get-a-monger-out-of-jail fund as we type.

My DAMIE!!

And I'm gone. Hopefully never to return.

Y'all be good, and if you can't be good, be good at it

i bought the first New York Dolls album today.

I'm already hungover from a run in with a bottle of Merlot last night. I was sick all fucking morning and had to drag my ass up to make it to work by 1.

I thought I was dying and josh kept trying to explain to me this morning that no I am NOT dying just suffering a bad wine hangover.

I swore off alcohol for the next two days cause of this. And fucking hell, if I never see a bottle of merlot it'll be too soon.

thank god someone's manning the deck of this ship.

you must go buy another bottle tonight and teach it a lesson.

Oh fuck you chase, like you've never had a horrid hangover and felt literally like death?

not on one goddamned bottle of wine i haven't, missy. i thought that you were charlie's mom, not one of his classmates.

at least it was merlot and not Boone's

my suggestion is to start drinking immediately; god knows im about 30 seconds away from Friday Afternoon Cocktail #1 (A Tragedy in 17 Parts)

yeah but I also only ate fried mushrooms yesterday. That coulda been the problem.

you are either very foolish or very brave. a tip of the hat!

It is also a good idea to start brainstorming on how to explain for them (via telephone) their way out of a multitude of impossible, mongerriffic situations. As an example:

"You see officer, Mr. LooGAR was only in the affore-mentioned house of ill repute to ask directions AWAY from it, not to partake of any of the seedy wares peddled therein."

or

"While I completely agree with the severity of the initial reaction by local law enforcement, it is important to remember that Mr. LooGAR was under the impression that his territorial impunity extended to the local Jr High."

etc.

this is the best thread ever. i look forward to throwing up on it later.

and trust me, the champagne will take care of that...

Well, no arrests, but probably because the Derris Compound is so far away from anyone, that the only people you can hurt/mess with are those ya brung.

First off, this place was so pimp tight, I am still in awe.

Second off, Derris has taken over the mantle of "King Mong." I am ashamed to say that my powers have withered.I will be hard pressd to make it through football season, but I guess that is why we have holidays like this, to get in shape for the greatest time of year.

Third off, I hate work. After having been out of the office since Thursday afternoon, I find myself back with next to nothing to do, except return phone calls. At what point do I become the guy telling people what they are supposed to do, instead of being that dude.

np: "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by The Yin Yang Twinz (a song so fucking awesome/yet NASTY that I was told by two separate people to turn it off this weekend.

incidentally, i'm a point out here that i'm gonna be in Fulton County for a bit in the winter, and I expect some rockage.

that's good news because I was only able to put together 37 cents for the get out of jail fund. I had about $25, but decided to buy beer with it instead.