this is stewie's rant on the college boyfriend of the babysitter he has the hots for:

"Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tourney. I'm not gonna lie down for some frat-boy bastard with his damn teva sandals and his skoal bandits and his abercrombie and fitch long-sleeve, open-stiched, crew-neck henley smoking his sticky buds out a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded simpsons episode every night. yes we all love mr. plow. oh, you've got the song memorized do you? so does everyone else! and it's exactly the kind of idiot you see at taco bell at one in the morning. the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder."

laughed my ass off.

c.

I knew I should have watched Family Guy.

Yeah, Stewie's rant was hilarious, as was Brian's "Wooderson" bit.

That was one of the funniest Family Guy episodes I've ever seen. Stewie's rant was great. Peter's Ipecac contest pretty much had me on the floor, especially after it kicked in and they started pleading for it to stop.

"Am I too late for the Q & A?"

I'm about to watch it.

yeah, i forgot the ipecac contest. comedy gold!

c.

That rant was an instant classic. I was fucking dying. I didn't even catch it all. Skoal Bandits just got me hysterical.

yeah, i got caught off guard, too. god bless tivo!

the family guy movie is set to come out on dvd in september. it's about stewie finding his real dad. and coming out or something. and yes, the ipecac contest was hilarious.

"Wanna go up on me?"