Two little girls who are a year older keep calling my son. Oh my god. My phone keeps ringing the last two days since the one came back to town after a one week vacation.

Then last night one of them kept calling at his dad's even though his dad told her he(son) was going to bed. She called back an hour later anyways.

Now one of em just asked if he could come over this weekend for a sleepover. Lol

Oh lord oh lord.

God he's going to destroy those boxes with the quickness.

time to introduce him to liquor and condoms.

wait, he's how old now? Damn.

8. But he's a damn good looking kid. And he's funny too. Could be why.

Funniest thing though, the phone rang a few minutes ago and it was Josh but son came to the phone and looked at me rather scared like "please tell me it's not them again". ha He seemed really happy when I told him it was Josh on the phone.

Stop queering up the boy. Stop letting him lick the bowl after you've made cookies.

Those will not stand.

She , I was 10 before I had my first threesome sleepover....

i'd keep him home this weekend. heh

ha he was just annoyed because she called 4 times within a half hour while he was trying to play his video games. He didn't want her interrupting anymore.

I get that way now...And I'm 30...

Those bitches 'bout to get pwned.

Good to know he knows where his priorities should be at that age.

word.

It could be worse. You could be the mother to one of the girls.

Not anything against your son, mind you. I'm just sayin', those girls sound like they are in heat, and trouble waiting to happen.

this made me actually do a gag take. thanks, jerk.

jen at least they're not his teachers....

Female teachers these days generally wait for the child's balls to drop, otherwise it's just sick.

That's cute. Charlie's first girlfriend(s).

How funny, today he came home from his summer program/day care program and he had this plaque/frame that had a big photo of a rose and I LOVE YOU written across the top. It was like something you'd get at a carnival or something.

The girl gave it to him today. He likes it. He wants me to hang it in his room.

Oh dear. His father is going to have a fit when he hears this.He's not happy about all this at all. lol

Jeeeezus.

Unless tv news reporters have lied to me, kids are reaching sexual maturity much quicker these days, with girls hitting the red zone at like 10 years old...

Intentional?

Dad's jealous. Not that the ten years old girls are going for his son, instead of him, but that his son is a mack (though the word was conspicuously spelled 'mac' on the recent episode of MTV's MADE).

Son's got more flair than dad. Already.

Hahah, sucka.

...of course. More disgusting terms came to mind, but I tend to clean it up a little for the ladies. Not much, but a little.

Well done, Capn. I had not heard that phrase in that context before. Brilliant.

Is someone actually using l33t?

No, he misspelled "pawned". It's the latest colloquialism. Keep up.

imagine if he knew a whole thread on an online message board was devoted to analysing his behaviour and predicting future trends and the like.