oh my god.

What the dogshit is that?

i like easy mac and tuna packets. easy tuna mac! 4 minutes prep time!

Not dogshit, monkey pocky.

Seriously, that's not an appetizing name for anything.

japanese snack food sticks covered in chocolate and banana flavored chocolate.

i just don't trust easy mac. it's like my phantom 50s housewife that possesses me and doesnn't trust microwaves...

pocky is good and all, but i stay american for my greatest snack:

easy mac is no less food than regular mac. nerdrope=mouth canker.

what the.............

Jesus. I get it now. For some reason when I first looked at it, I thought those were straws and it was something you drank out of a box or pouch.

Nerds are disgusting.

perhaps, but these are on a ROPE.

So the dachsund that shit these out ate not only kitty litter and Sprees, but also some yarn. Yum.

my favorite snack is jack and cokes.

cotton, i thought you were a chocodile man for life?

james i've actually never even had a chocodile, i just think they're hilarious. and also i demand my right to purchase them east of the mississippi.

Oh dear god. I'm eating a bowl of Turkey Hill Party Cake ice cream, which is vanilla with multicolored bits of cake and swirls of blue buttercream icing.

I'm eight again!

That shit should require a waiver. It's fucking good, but then you end up rolling on the floor in your own pastel vomit.

No.


PISTACHIOS are the pinnacle of snackage.

I can already tell I'm gonna blow a rainbow flag out my ass in about an hour.

Male Employee #2: Hey! Psychic Man! What do you see happening in the World Series - Toronto or Atlanta?

Ed Glosser: I can't believe you're asking me to use my powers in that way! You're eating a bag of pistachios.. you will find that one is very difficult to open..

Male Employee #2: Yeah?

Ed Glosser: You're not going to be able to open it with your fingers.. you're gonna have to use your teeth.. it's gonna taste very bad..

Male Employee #2: Just the one nut?

Ed Glosser: Yes!

Male Employee #2: Alright.. well, thanks for that tip. I'm going to go call my bookie now.

No Pocky for Mikey

Wow,
did not know there were other flavors of pocky, we use pockys to add style to our kahlua sundae (coffee ice cream, 2oz of kahlua, chocolate whip cream, regular whip cream) oh, yeah, it'll get you buzzed and then some. Will have to check into the other flavors the supplier in Belize City has to offer. thanks for the tip!

I want some.

I haven't been to a Turkey Hill in ages, but I WANT some of that ice cream.

mmm. snacks.

Seriously, we need to get you away from the sock monkey. Not forever, (don't shriek), just for a little while. I say this for your own good.

I've had some Korean things similar to Pocky (I think). They were really good. Sticks covered in chocolate with nuts. Not sickeningly sweet like most of our candy.

On the subject of ice cream, I've been really pissed that the original Jake's Ice Cream on Highland Ave. (local chain the Atlanta people might know) closed down several weeks ago. The company didn't go out of business or anything. They're just idiots. They fucking closed down their best, undoubtedly most popular location, but they've still got a store inside of fucking Tower Records that no one ever goes to. The chick who works there is always either asleep or outside on a smoke break because no one comes to Tower Records for ice cream. Idiots.