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timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:56 pm

Hunk Georgia Wrote:

I'm going to run my truck in the garage with the door closed now.

I would actually recommend NOT doing that.

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:09 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

I just got back! Shit! Your not going to fucking believe this!

I went out to get a newspaper and bread and this car followed me down the road....( edited for space )....Anyway what I'm basically saying is be carefully out there because there's definately something very odd going on. I'm about to search all the cupboards and ventilation shafts in my building armed with a plug flex.

Dude, I just wanted you to know this great post didn't go unoticed ( aside from Timmy's "squirrels?" comment ) .

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:12 pm

Born in Glasgow, Raised by squirrels, as the song doesn't go

Even my LRS clerk was looking at me funny yesterday.

d · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:49 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

I just got back! Shit! Your not going to fucking believe this!

I went out to get a newspaper and bread and this car followed me down the road. Anyway it sped off and I thought "phew that was a bit scary" but then this UNMARKED van with NO NUMBER PLATES drives up on to the pavement and men in SKI MASKS leapt out and the leader said "Cease the Obnerite!" and you know what? I was just to scared to run or anything! I just stood there. Well until I got coshed across the head with a RUBBER BATON.

Anyway I came to in the back of the van and I heard them talking about how OBNER had to be stopped at ALL COSTS so as not to pose a threat to something they refered to as THE RECKONING. I couldn't see because I had a HEAVY WOOLLEN BLANKET drapped over my huddled, shivering form and sometimes they would kick me through it and say stuff like "FUCK YOU, YOU OBNERITE SCUM!". And they stamped on my fingers a couple of times.

Anyway the van stopped and I decided as soon as they pulled me outside I was just going to leg it. So they rough handled me out the back of the van into what seemed to be SOME SORT OF FORESTRY PLANTATION which pine trees on either side of a DIRT ROAD. So as soon as my legs touched the ground I just pelted it down the road shouting over my shoulder "YAH BUNCH A FANNIES!". I got a good head start due to the surprise element but then when I looked round again they were gaining as they seemed to posses SUPER HUMAN SPEED. Suddenly it all made sense - they were clearly GENETIC MUTANTS BREED BY THE MILITARY.

Fortunately I had a trick up my sleeve. Luckily I was BROUGHT UP BY SQUIRRELS so I scrambled up a tree and escaped by JUMPING FROM BRANCH TO BRANCH.

Anyway what I'm basically saying is be carefully out there because there's definately something very odd going on. I'm about to search all the cupboards and ventilation shafts in my building armed with a plug flex.

I swear to God, sometimes I think you're the doppelganger to a really close friend of mine named Garrett, who also happens to be of Scottish descent. What is it with you crazy, creative Scots???

Thanks for making me smile.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

You know THAT THING with the IMPORTANT WORDS or POINTS in capital letters? Well that's from these crazy letters I used to get when I worked at the bank from this woman who initially wrote to ask for a new bank card and then veered off the path called "sanity".

I still have them in the photocopied crazy/funny letters dossier that I keep but if you read them what starts off quite funny (magical wedding rings that appear and disapper at will) gets quite sad (still births) and then really quite frightning and disturbing (rape, a murdered baby on every page). I really hope she's in some sort of secure facility.

Anyway, I still think it's a VERY GOOD way of MAKING A POINT.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:41 pm

Speaking of magic rings, am I the only person who finds it REALLY FUNNY that they had to formally DESTROY the pope's ring to end his POWER as UNDEAD leader of the CATHOLIC CHURCH, just like brave little HOBBITS?

Say, you're right about those caps.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

bluejayway Wrote:

Speaking of magic rings, am I the only person who finds it REALLY FUNNY that they had to formally DESTROY the pope's ring to end his POWER as UNDEAD leader of the CATHOLIC CHURCH, just like brave little HOBBITS?

Say, you're right about those caps.

Wow, did not know this! Maybe Tolkien was making a commentary on the Roman Catholic church.

My thesis!

Steve

puma · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:55 pm

OPA! Wrote:

But seriously, what has been done to prevent others from getting fired, Aaron? Huh Huh?

sorry to break the survivor talk, but i have to put my 2 cents in this. it's really not aaron's job to "prevent others from getting fired." while what happened to cap'n shouldn't have happened and that definitely was an extreme measure, simply put, don't post at work if you're paranoid about getting caught for surfing the web. i know a majority of us are guilty of it.

Grape Ripple · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:58 pm

Quote:

THAT THING with the IMPORTANT WORDS or POINTS in capital letters

If it's a handwritten letter, you're talking about the Crazy font. All caps and written with visible anger. I got it all the time when I used to receive letters from indigent people.

YOU will not get away with this.

YOU are working for them.

YOU are going to be watched.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

Oh it's hand written. In fact parts of it are virtually unreadable. I pulled it out just then put it was giving me the hebbie-jebbies so it's been put away again.

Seriously off her rocker.

discostu · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:12 pm

Chris,

Please change your username to: "KneejerkinneedofdramaeveryotherFridayofthemonth"

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

We need Angry Goth.

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:43 pm

I think Chris is being smarmy. This time.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Nude Dude Wrote:

We need Angry Goth.

i was just thinking about that one. that girl's probably got a body count by now.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:22 am

OPA! Wrote:

Tom is a closet fag if I ever saw one.

One day, science will discover, skipping hand-in-hand with the gay gene, a little twist of DNA called "the wishful thinking gene."

Still, I would fuck Tom in a second.

seafoam · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:47 am

Quote:

konstaninl
Fortunately I had a trick up my sleeve. Luckily I was BROUGHT UP BY SQUIRRELS so I scrambled up a tree and escaped by JUMPING FROM BRANCH TO BRANCH.

A fox has many tricks. A [squirrel] has one. A good one. - Hippolytus

ayah Wrote:

how 'bout next week when kelley tells her ex-pow boyfriend that he "got out of" active service by becoming a pow?
good stuff.

My jaw hit the floor.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:05 am

bluejayway Wrote:

they had to formally DESTROY the pope's ring to end his POWER as UNDEAD leader of the CATHOLIC CHURCH

with the same hammer that, moments before, they had rapped on John Paul's forehead to make sure that he wasn't just playin' possum.

Hegel · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:39 pm

pumachik Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

But seriously, what has been done to prevent others from getting fired, Aaron? Huh Huh?

sorry to break the survivor talk, but i have to put my 2 cents in this. it's really not aaron's job to "prevent others from getting fired." while what happened to cap'n shouldn't have happened and that definitely was an extreme measure, simply put, don't post at work if you're paranoid about getting caught for surfing the web. i know a majority of us are guilty of it.

Never has there been a more reasonable post.

tom · **Posted:** Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:14 pm

Cotton Wrote:

jewels santana Wrote:

who's tom's band?
i want to see Dr. Dog.

Buried Beds, who I constantly refer to as "burning beds"

yeah... we have that problem often. on the radio. we get "burning brides" a lot too, which in philly is especially unhelpful. tho the notion of someone saying it "coming up, burning brides" and then playing our tender depresso music does amuse me.

thanks for the shouts tho... if you're at the show say hello, i'll be the gentleman holding the bass.

i think nicole is going to be there too, so it's going to be an old-school cmj doubleshot.

(i just accidentally typed "doubleshit.")

--t

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