Thursday, 5 May, 2005

February something.

And a BJ in April.

a quicky in the shower before breakfast this morning.

a long time.
wife has been gone for 3+ weeks
inlaws were here 1.5 weeks before that
she was sick as hell before that
she had morning sickness pretty much constantly for the 2 months before that

too much info, i guess.

Too long ago. I'm getting married at the end of this month and the lady is doing this, "We shouldn't have sex in the months leading up to the marriage so that our wedding night will be special," thing.

I didn't think it would be that big of a deal a while back. Things are different now.

yep. still since The summer before my freshman year of college. That puts it at 7 years. Unless HJ's count. Then it's just been a year. haha.

January 5

2002

December 6, 2003

Gave it up for Lent 2002, never got back to it......

5 or 6 months ago

earlier this year, like jan or feb something...i guess if it was better then i'd have remembered the actual date.

Couple of days ago.

Bragging much? When was the last time before that, Ricky?

BOB and I have sex on a regular basis. But if you're asking about sex with a human vs a Battery Operated Boyfriend, then, it was November 2003.

I'm willing to take applications. You'll need to go through a screening process, however.

This morning,

Not recent enough.

jls

I don't know the date exactly but my dicks got cobwebs on it.

Finally. Someone gets it.

And, it had been six hundred eighty-one days between penetrations. But forever, literally, since I hadn't paid for it. (That should probably be in the "ever paid for sex?" thread, yes?) But, no, I didn't leave a few bucks on the night-stand, out of habit.

anyway, tomorrow.

December 31, 2002 / January 1, 2003

November 9, 2004 (Election day)

J/K I have had sex after this date but thought it was funny. Actually getting laid in Southern California is super easy. Maybe it was my mindset because when I moved back, just over two years ago, I decided that I needed a better sex life. Whatever has changed I don’t think I will be going though many dry spells in the future.

np: Pulp – This Is Hardcore

Edit: That being said, I have realized that I am definitely a relationship type of guy. Sex is fun and all but I prefer to have more than just sex

Just now, thanks.

Bravo.

Encore.

this morning.

I think I got cobwebs guy beat -- I haven't been laid since before 9-11-2001.

Puts forefinger and thumb up to forehead in the shape of an el.They only count if someone does it to you, not if you do it to someone else.