TOP LIP MEMBRANE
The membrane that connects to gum to the top lip exists purely so that, while gnawing at a pen, the writing implement will slip and snag the said area causing severe ulceration and a big puffy face.

BOTTOM LIP SUPER STUBBLE
There can be no other reason why the patch of stubble immediately below the bottom lip is apparently made from some sort of Kevlar polymer forcing you to painfully hack away at the offending region until you inevitably slash that ever-so-sensitive 'borderline' between lip and face.

ELBOW
Also know with a certain grim irony as "funny bone". Magnetically attracted, with bulls eye precision, to table corners.

TESTICLES
Let's get this clear, the human body contains about 12 miles of intestines and enough blood vessels to circle the globe but, hey, no room at the inn for Messrs testicles? Of course they have to hang vulnerably on the OUTSIDE! Solely positioned there to be kicked, twisted and sat on.

APPENDIX
Completely useless part of the body that exists only to a) kill you or b) nearly kill and leave you with a big scar

BIG TOE
Every noticed that every other animal on Earth has evenly proportioned toes while the human has four little ones and a gigantic one that sticks out? The facts are the big toe has specifically evolved on humans so we can snub it painfully on a chair leg while trying to go to the bathroom at three in the morning. More toe, more chance of toe hitting something. Simple.

The stubble right where your chin turns is much more annoying then the stuff under you lip. Razors just rip those fuckers out instead of shaving them.

Part of the reason why the testicles are at the outside of the body is for temperature control.

I've stubbed my little toe wayyyy more often than the biggun.

These observations are flawed.

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Well I was writing with a painful Top Lip Membrane.

Do you walk with your feet turned inwards at greater than a 45 degree angle?

Cause I'm agreeing with every single one of Darrin's observations.

I hate to get all philiosopical here, but i'm casting a vote for The Brain.

I go through more pain caused by thinking too much about things, overanalyzing and obsessing, which in turn leads to pains such as but not limited to:
*biting my upper lip membrane, or jamming a bic into same region
*not paying attention while shaving, skydiving, or sex
*or walking, or operating a backhoe
*or flailing my arms vigorusly as I walk through narrow doors
*saying something worthy of having my balls kicked into my throat or someone elses (well, not really in the last 20 years, I guess)
*or deciding the best course of action is too drink all night...and then eat 125 pesos worthof street meat...ouch.
the list goes on ond on.


Down with Brains!

nose hairs

Christopher Walken said, in conversation with God:
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Gotta have more toe!_______________________________

I didn't read the whole post, but this made me laught out loud.

THIS DICK

Re: Parts of the body that exist purely to cause pain


The heart.




Too emo for you

Why has no one mentioned the knee.


All the time, my knee is either hurting, or hurting someone else.