Yail Bloor Wrote:
Oh, and refer to the country as "Formosa" at all times. If challenged say "Listen, if not for my tax dollars you got statues of the Chairman Mao on every corner. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM"
Then speak gobbly gook fake Chinese.
WOW. A 'Dave and Chris in Jamaica" style takedown of the entire island, eh?
Beware of women who appear to be coming onto you, but really just want to use your shower.
Also, they have some liquor over there that tastes like whiskey mixed with tequila. Sometimes it has a fermented snake in it. I say drink it.
My dad used to sell them a lot of outdated/non working weapons systems. I know from Formosa, bubba.
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