Well, almost shaved, i'm out of new, sharp razor blades, and if you've ever had a self inflicted scalp wound from an old dull razor blade... it's not cool, although it probably looks cool to someone else.

So i buzzed my head with my beard trimmer, and blended my safe, short, boring beard into it. And trimmed my beard up some more.

I now look like my old pics, but with an in control beard, instead of a goatee.

I might shave it down to goatee before the afternoon is through, and chance the old dull razor on my scalp. After all, i'm a professional.

-Phil

I'm at work. I hate you.

I'm having a second PBR, just for you.

What are you shaving next?

Mark's Mom.

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does gina know about all this hair loss?

It'll be her early christmas gift.

you mean you're wrapping up all that hair?



yuk. yuk.

nah, i just threw it in the trash.

I mean, the non shaggy version of me is her early christmas present.


woo boy! Lucky her, huh?

shave your entire body.

I've got some hard to reach places, want to help?

you're no fun.

You're in good company.

Phil, stay with beard. I know you're not a "white guy" per se, but I just don't like the look of folks w/ goatees. You only really have three options:
1. the full goat aka The Sports Talk Radio Goatee
2. The shaped goat aka The Backstreet Boy Goatee
3. The Chin goat aka no mustache

of the three I thin option 3 is best, but they are all worse than a full beard or clean shaven.

Just my opinion, but also just sayin'

Pics of the three options?

I really need a camera.

edit: and i'm sticking with the well groomed beard tonight.

-phil

Pain! Sticky pain!

1. the full goat aka The Sports Talk Radio Goatee


2. The shaped goat aka The Backstreet Boy Goatee


3. The Chin goat aka no mustache

It'd be option 1 or beard.

Thanks Robotboy...and you can see that all of these are basically equally bad.

I used to rock the chin and the chin + mustache (w/ separation) in later college years...then I grew a full beard, and any time I have facial hair (except for th joke times when I wanna shave and wear a stache for a few days) now it is a full beard.

Just sayin.

Not a very big pic..but this is who I think of when referring to the sports talk radio goatee: Chris Dimino

The chin beard sans mustache is negatively sexy. Like little rectangular eyeglasses. Certified erection deflaters, both of them.

The chin + mustache (w/ separation), however, is knee-weakeningly fine.

--Hideous Lump, Professional Furry Homosexual