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 Post subject: Researchers See Sasquatch; Legendary Beast Not Amused
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:47 pm 
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Account from Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization. [Complete account linked]

Follow-up investigation report by BFRO Investigator Stan Courtney:

I have visited the site three times with the witnesses and three times later by myself. On my first visit to the site, Tom and I both believed that we were being followed through the woods by a large animal. I visited the site again the next week. John brought along his daughter and all three of us did hear very plainly two vocalizations that sounded like the Ohio howl.

The following descriptions of the animals can be added to the report:

The first animal:
• Was about 8 or 9 feet tall and weighed about 600 pounds.
• Had a stocky build.
• Was dark brown in color, mottled darker than tree bark.
• Had no defined neck.

The second animal:
• Was about 6 feet tall and weighed about 400 pounds.
• Was thinner than the first animal.
• Was darkish red in color.
• Appeared to be pointy headed.
• Had longer arms than a human.
• Appeared to have real powerful forearms.
• Had a pungent smell.
• The witnesses were unable to see any facial features other than a jaw line.

The witness John provided the following drawing:

[img][333:500]http://www.bfro.net/gdb/ReportImages/12439a.jpg[/img]

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:38 pm 
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The illustration that goes along with that is priceless.

Have you read any of the other reports from this site? I just read through some of the Texas "sightings". Tough to decide if this stuff is complete bullshit or if there's any truth to it.

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 Post subject: Re: Researchers See Sasquatch; Legendary Beast Not Amused
PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:44 pm 
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Elvis Fu Wrote:
• Had a stocky build.
• Was dark brown in color, mottled darker than tree bark.
• Had no defined neck.


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I highly recommend this book: In Me Own Words---The Autobiography of Bigfoot

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... s&n=507846


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I think he's gesturing and saying, "Damn, its hot in this suit!"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:44 pm 
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south pacific Wrote:
I think he's gesturing and saying, "Damn, its hot in this suit!"


No. He's giving the "observers" the finger after they propositioned him by lowering their pants and jerking off.

Served him right to get the bird, though. Perverts.


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there's supposed to be bigfoots (bigfeet?) all around these parts but I've never seen one - I keep lookin' though.

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I spent quite a large portion of my childhood absolutely terrified of De Loys Ape after I saw a picture of it in an Arthur C. Clarke book.

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