if that isn't TOTALLY AWESOME, I have no idea what is.

what's he got?

I dunno, I just kinda laughed. the guy and I talk for like a half hour every day, yet after 6 months I ding out that he has 4 kids and still fucks around on his wife with 3 different women on a steady basis. i would've been upset with him if it wasn't just so damned impressive. this guy works this job for like 50 hours a week and still has time for this shit?

he's union, he gets a lot of time off. see if he's got "Grizzly man".

That totally remids me of the UPS guy we had when I used to work at this warehouse. Dude had some stories and was always trying to get me to go to black strip clubs with him.....

really? I just don't get you, man. you know they don't show him getting eaten, right?

they don't show grizzly adams getting eaten!?

no, I kinda thought that would be the cool part, but you gotta figure his girlfriend wasn't gnna pick up the camera and film the bear attack inthe middle of the night. or he wasn't gonna film her getting eaten. it'd be kinda sad if the guy wasn't such an idiot.

so do i want to see this movie or not?

i don't know. i'm sure somebody will find it entertaining. I know several people who really want to see it. if i saw it i'd just yell at the screen the whole time.

"dude, it's a fucking bear! get the hell away from it"

"what the fuck is wrong with you? One day those things will fucking eat you?"

"you better have one of them bear suits, you crazy bastard!"

and so on...

I have NEVER seen a FedEx guy stay in one spot for 1/2 hour.....he must be godawful efficient the rest of the day.

Whatever happened to that guy with the bear suits? I think he should let you try to maim him for $15 a shot. He already has the giant log to the stomach and mattress battering ram on the pickup truck.

If only he would have been a bengal, he would have taken the victory...

Oh, wrong bear thread.

I had a PG&E guy come out the other night. We got to talking about music, and he would ask me if I had that, if I had this. Everytime I'd say "Yeah, I've got that" & offer to burn it, he'd fix something else. I got my stove, meter, water heater, oven and wall heater worked on that night. He was very meticulous about it, too.

fp

I was the movie dude at my old work...Shit payed for my bedroom furniture.....

cotton, we should go see this movie in 2 weeks.

and? black strip clubs are hilarious/frightening places.

what, grizzly man? Crack mentioned that we should watch Oldboy on a laptop at the reception.

that'd work too.

i was just thinking it'd be hilarious to hear you yell that at the screen.

no I totally would. I can't handle shit like that without shakin' my fist a little. Beats all of us trying to throw each other off that cliff.

you gotta hit your deliveries

I find it hard to believe that 4 women are after a FedEx guy.

That actually happened to my mothers best friend. She recently caught her husband cheating on her with a woman on his route. (He works UPS)

It's a pretty fucked up situation but he seems extremely sorry. That doesn't help anything at all but still.

I'm pretty sure Fed Ex is NOT union since they hire drivers straight on & at UPS (Teamsters) there is this huge waiting list (sometimes as long as 8 years) to get bumped up to driver.

When I was at UPS there allegedly was a guy selling fake $100 bills that passed all the tests cashiers would do. I think he was charging $600 for 10. I never bought any. I had a friend in high school who's brother went to prison for that.

wow, that'll fuck a whole day up.

Yeah some of my friends who were drivers got numbers all the time. Some girls really like what brown can do for them.